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It's better to be attacked by a goose than to be goosed by an attacker.
1 posted on 04/19/2017 2:50:38 PM PDT by bogusname
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To: bogusname

True!


2 posted on 04/19/2017 2:52:56 PM PDT by Princeton Drive Irregulars
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To: bogusname

The way I put it is, “it’s better to donate a Ford to the Kidney Foundation than a kidney to the Ford foundation”.

Geese can be VERY aggressive!


3 posted on 04/19/2017 2:58:09 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them!)
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4 posted on 04/19/2017 3:06:19 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: bogusname

Quack Lives matter!


5 posted on 04/19/2017 3:07:15 PM PDT by Castlebar
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To: bogusname
GA Southern has a lake in front of the library, populated by geese. I used to talk to them with a bass clarinet. Mimicing their calls with overtones.

Anyway, I was walking around that lake with a girl, and a goose ran right up and bit her on her butt.

7 posted on 04/19/2017 3:10:18 PM PDT by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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AFLAC lives matter....


9 posted on 04/19/2017 3:12:46 PM PDT by GraceG ("It's better to have all the Right Enemies, that it is to have all the Wrong Friends.")
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To: bogusname

The guy will never live it down by his squad.

We have lots of geese here. Every morning and evening they fly down the river honking. I’ve watched the gaggle grow from 18 a few years ago. They paraded a couple dozen brand new babies by a few days ago. They’ll have one or two guards at the front, a couple more in the middle and a couple at the end of the group. Last spring, they were so proud of the babies that they we honking and honking going past. Even the dogs stood in awe without barking.


11 posted on 04/19/2017 3:32:47 PM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola")
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To: bogusname

I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than
A frontal lobotomy
(I think that’s really the name of a country song)


12 posted on 04/19/2017 3:33:33 PM PDT by Vinnie
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To: bogusname

When I was a kid my buddy had a goose that he used to tease. Geese can be mean SOB’s.


13 posted on 04/19/2017 3:37:11 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Willie Sutton went into robbing banks and Hillary Clinton went into politics)
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A classic:

Goose Attacks Businessman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlEfjWxmll0


18 posted on 04/19/2017 4:04:08 PM PDT by beaversmom
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If that had been a dog, it would’ve been dead.


19 posted on 04/19/2017 4:08:24 PM PDT by 353FMG (AMERICA FIRST.)
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I used to work at a place that had large, beautiful grounds around it with a good-sized pond and plenty of wildlife, including Canada geese. I had to drive by where some of them nested, and often had geese charge at the side of my car as I went by.


21 posted on 04/19/2017 4:17:00 PM PDT by Southside_Chicago_Republican (If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear.)
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To: bogusname

I gave it a +1.

Others? Leave a +.


27 posted on 04/19/2017 4:47:37 PM PDT by BunnySlippers (I LOVE BULL MARKETS!!!)
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To: bogusname

“I CAN’T HONK!!!”


28 posted on 04/19/2017 5:03:52 PM PDT by Organic Panic (Flinging poo is not a valid argument)
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To: bogusname

Roasted goose. Yum.


37 posted on 04/19/2017 11:48:31 PM PDT by FlyFisher
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