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Police Detective Gets Attacked On The Way To Work - By A Goose :30 sec clip
Salt YT ^ | 4/19/2017 | Salt

Posted on 04/19/2017 2:50:38 PM PDT by bogusname

CLARKSVILLE, Indiana Detective Hall was attacked by a goose on his way to work at the Clarksville Police Department in Indiana. Hall defended himself with a bag and eventually made it to his office in fairly good shape.


TOPICS: Government; Humor; Miscellaneous; Pets/Animals
KEYWORDS: antipolicegoose; attacked; goose; policedetective
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It's better to be attacked by a goose than to be goosed by an attacker.
1 posted on 04/19/2017 2:50:38 PM PDT by bogusname
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To: bogusname

True!


2 posted on 04/19/2017 2:52:56 PM PDT by Princeton Drive Irregulars
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To: bogusname

The way I put it is, “it’s better to donate a Ford to the Kidney Foundation than a kidney to the Ford foundation”.

Geese can be VERY aggressive!


3 posted on 04/19/2017 2:58:09 PM PDT by Attention Surplus Disorder (Apoplectic is where we want them!)
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To: bogusname

4 posted on 04/19/2017 3:06:19 PM PDT by Vendome (I've Gotta Be Me - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wH-pk2vZG2M)
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To: bogusname

Quack Lives matter!


5 posted on 04/19/2017 3:07:15 PM PDT by Castlebar
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lol...wings up don’t shoot


6 posted on 04/19/2017 3:09:08 PM PDT by bogusname (Banish All Liberals)
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To: bogusname
GA Southern has a lake in front of the library, populated by geese. I used to talk to them with a bass clarinet. Mimicing their calls with overtones.

Anyway, I was walking around that lake with a girl, and a goose ran right up and bit her on her butt.

7 posted on 04/19/2017 3:10:18 PM PDT by real saxophonist ( YouTube + Twitter + Facebook = YouTwitFace.com)
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probably jealous for your attention no doubt


8 posted on 04/19/2017 3:12:43 PM PDT by bogusname (Banish All Liberals)
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AFLAC lives matter....


9 posted on 04/19/2017 3:12:46 PM PDT by GraceG ("It's better to have all the Right Enemies, that it is to have all the Wrong Friends.")
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lol


10 posted on 04/19/2017 3:13:24 PM PDT by bogusname (Banish All Liberals)
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The guy will never live it down by his squad.

We have lots of geese here. Every morning and evening they fly down the river honking. I’ve watched the gaggle grow from 18 a few years ago. They paraded a couple dozen brand new babies by a few days ago. They’ll have one or two guards at the front, a couple more in the middle and a couple at the end of the group. Last spring, they were so proud of the babies that they we honking and honking going past. Even the dogs stood in awe without barking.


11 posted on 04/19/2017 3:32:47 PM PDT by bgill (CDC site, "We don't know how people are infected with Ebola")
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I’d rather have a bottle in front of me than
A frontal lobotomy
(I think that’s really the name of a country song)


12 posted on 04/19/2017 3:33:33 PM PDT by Vinnie
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When I was a kid my buddy had a goose that he used to tease. Geese can be mean SOB’s.


13 posted on 04/19/2017 3:37:11 PM PDT by Lurkina.n.Learnin (Willie Sutton went into robbing banks and Hillary Clinton went into politics)
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Thanks for that. There’s a park with a lake near my house where my wife and I go walking. There is a large number of geese there and occasionally I’ll watch their antics. They are fascinating.


14 posted on 04/19/2017 3:44:49 PM PDT by bogusname (Banish All Liberals)
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To: bgill
We have lots of geese here.

Hell, they're year round residents now here in Michigan.......

The damn things even stop traffic as they stroll across highways........

They now inhabit every lake, every pond in every subdivision and their numbers are growing.

The only possible solution is to destroy their nests and eggs during the spring since you can't shoot them in the suburban habitat in which they thrive.........

15 posted on 04/19/2017 3:46:26 PM PDT by Hot Tabasco
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Yes, I’ve had the males confront me when I walk too close to the females while I’m at the lake. I’m like “she’s all yours buddy.”


16 posted on 04/19/2017 3:49:18 PM PDT by bogusname (Banish All Liberals)
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To: bgill

Did you appropriate duck culture, and name any of them Jack, Kack, Lack, Mack, Nack, Oack, Pack or Quack?


17 posted on 04/19/2017 3:54:17 PM PDT by Calvin Locke
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A classic:

Goose Attacks Businessman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xlEfjWxmll0


18 posted on 04/19/2017 4:04:08 PM PDT by beaversmom
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If that had been a dog, it would’ve been dead.


19 posted on 04/19/2017 4:08:24 PM PDT by 353FMG (AMERICA FIRST.)
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To: beaversmom

That was great, thanks.


20 posted on 04/19/2017 4:15:47 PM PDT by bogusname (Banish All Liberals)
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