[Ezekiel]

Students were encouraged to use their imagination and make their papers as interesting as they’d like in the 500-word minimum assignment, and that there’s no correct answer, “just your ability to look at what we consider a heinous action from other perspectives.”

This is a great assignment! From the perspective of liars and pertpetual, whining victims, anything goes. I would have enjoyed an assignment like this.

The Great Satan... blah blah blah. Joos... blah blah blah... anger that the sun rose, anger that the sun set...

[Steely Tom]

The Great Satan... blah blah blah. Joos... blah blah blah... anger that the sun rose, anger that the sun set...

Yeah, and then 25 years from now, when one of the grown-up students is running for political office as a Republican, their assignment can mysteriously "be found."