Around here, he would have been shot before he reached the Red Zone....................
I used to play softball at Liberty Park in Sterling Heights, MI. Beyond the outfield fences was a wooded drain and the night games would always be interrupted by skunks wandering in under the fences during the summer........
We used to have a monster 14-pointer that would sometimes stand and watch football games.
Until a ———— ran him down with a snowmobile!
We called the DNR but the snowplow came through before the Leo did so no catch ‘em.
But I let everyone know who it was.