Posted on 01/30/2017 12:17:20 PM PST by John Semmens
Profanity-laced screeching by entertainment luminaries, such as Ashley Judd's complaints about how unfair menstruation is to women and Madonna's musing about blowing up the White House, grabbed some headlines this week. However, it may be more disturbing that the march's organizer Linda Sarsour's long-term goal is to bring sharia law to America.
"The benefits of sharia law don't get a fair airing in America," Sarsour complained. "A narrow-minded focus on the beatings for disobeying a husband, father, or brother overlooks more important advantages like interest-free loans. What are a few welts and bruises compared to saving thousands of dollars on a mortgage."
Sarsour didn't even blanch at the more severe repressions of home confinement, honor killings, or stoning for adultery. "The sharia laws protect a woman's virtue," she contended. "Going out uncovered and unaccompanied are the behaviors of whores and serve as a gateway to the sins which can only be cleansed by honor killings or, in the most severe cases, public stoning."
That public stoning is often a woman's punishment for being raped under sharia law "validates the wisdom of the protections provided by always having one's male relatives along to deter rapists. Every Muslim woman must know the dangers of tempting innocent Muslim men through wantonly wandering into a public space alone. Failure to observe correct behavior is the cause of these incidents. As the instigators, it seems proper to me that these reckless women bear the prescribed consequences as an example to others."
"Trump is a major impediment to the realization of a truly moral Muslim society in America," Sarsour argued. "Right now we are marching. But if Americans don't come to their senses and peacefully rid this country of this enemy of the umma sterner measures will surely follow as night follows day."
In related news, President Trump's Executive Order suspending immigration from Middle Eastern countries wracked by Islamic terrorist violence (Somalia, Libya, Syria, Iraq, Yemen, Sudan, and Iran) sparked former US Secretary of State Madeline Albright to declare "I will be first in line to sign Trump's Muslim Registry. I'd rather stand with those being oppressed rather than their oppressor." Unfortunately for Ms. Albright there is no "Muslim Registry." Worse, as a Jew, her volunteering to be among those deported could have negative repercussions on her physical safety among people whose Quran instructs them to kill Jews."
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,245809.0.html
These leftists are so unhinged, the satire almost writes itself.
I'm totally against ANYTHING muzzie, but on the other hand, most of those so-called "women" in the mob march would look much better covered head to toe.
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