Setting himself on fire doesn’t work out too well for protester outside Trump’s D.C. hotel

Canada Free Press ^ | 01/18/17 | Dan Calabrese

[Sean_Anthony]

There's always power tools and tall buildings

How do you know the electorate made the right choice in November? By considering the intelligence of those most upset about it.

I don’t want to be entirely without compassion toward a man who is surely now in horrific pain. But, um, the guy set himself on fire. And why? Well, all you have to know is where it happened and you can figure out the rest:

[Cowboy Bob]

Don’t worry. ObamaCare will fix him right up!

[Gaffer]

This is useless without actual pictures of the heroic protester going up/down in flames and the words he uttered.

[rktman]

Put it to music:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0vmTf1mCdfQ

[nickedknack]

Works good for me.

[dp0622]

transported that patient to an area hospital with potential but not life-threatening burns,”...

So he had potential burns?

[Gaffer]

Awright! Get down! :0)

[ObozoMustGo2012]

If I were one of the first responders or passers-by, I would have pulled out some marshmallows and started roasting them.

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

Did the bystanders pee on him to put him out?

[rktman]

Or:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u06DpcFXc4U&list=RDu06DpcFXc4U

[budj]

Really, that’s a terrible thought.

Burning polyester and human skin would seriously foul up a good marshmallow.

[CygnusXI]

R Kelly was not there.

[LonePalm]

Sing along with me, "I don't want to set the world on fire. I just want to start a flame in ...."

"Ceterum censeo Islam esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[Gaffer]

Me likey that one mucho gusto better!

[BoomerBill]

Put him in an institution for the rest of his life. Lunatics like that are a danger not only to themselves, but others as well.

[WKUHilltopper]

Dumbass snowflake incompetent fool couldn’t even do this right.

[BoomerBill]

Well, it can be said that he makes a good case for smoke-free zones around Trump Tower.

[rktman]

No sense in commenting to sean_anthony because he’s shy. ;-)

[ImJustAnotherOkie]

And this was a guy, not an underage girl.

[JustaCowgirl]

Did the bystanders pee on him to put him out?

No, they would have had to cross the street to do that.