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Berlin Terror Attack Inspires Action [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 25 Dec 2016 | John Semmens

Posted on 12/23/2016 2:53:23 PM PST by John Semmens

Last Monday's assault by semi-truck that killed a dozen Christmas shoppers at an outdoor market in Berlin has inspired European governments to swoop into action.

In Germany, the Merkel regime is desperately denying that the country's open-borders policy toward Islamic immigration, including a conscious policy of converting many refugees into truck drivers by easing licensing requirements, might be an enabling factor in the spate of social outrages, rising crime rate, and now mass murder by lone wolf jihadi Anus Amri at the Berlin market.

Chancellor Angela Merkel attributed the offenses committed by Muslim refugees to "widespread Islamophobia among Germans unused to the different customs of our new residents. German women who neglect to cover their faces and go out in public unescorted are viewed as whores by the Quran. Muslim men who innocently try to solicit their services may elicit a negative response that stimulates their libidos. Also, our refusal to pay an adequate amount of jizya taxes to support the umma is an affront to their faith. The accumulation of our insults and disrespect is the root cause of the tragedy that has befallen our country. This is what we have to fix if we are to have any peace going forward."

Bristol, England has increased police patrols in order to crack down on Islamophobia. Area commander for Bristol, Chief Superintendent Jon Reilly, said "the potential for retaliatory hate crimes against Muslims is our main concern. The momentary pain caused by being run over by a truck pales in comparison with the lingering dread suffered by Muslims fearing a counterattack from unbelievers. The psychological torment of never knowing when someone may look askance or mutter an inaudible derogatory comment has to be terrifying."

"The fact that many so-called anti-Muslim hate crimes turn out to be hoaxes is, I think, further proof of how our intolerant society is driving these immigrants to imagine threats that could be real if they were carried out," Reilly asserted. "Maybe the increased visibility of our anti-Islamophobia effort will reassure these immigrants that the government is on their side and channel them into prosecuting those who offend them in our courts."

In Sweden, Anna Carlstedt, coordinator against violent extremism at the Civil Contingencies Agency went on Swedish Radio and blamed "white power" for the atrocities committed by Muslim refugees. "Everywhere these refugees look they see white people in charge," Carlstedt observed. "If our power structure were more diverse perhaps they wouldn't feel as threatened and wouldn't lash out as much."

In related news, less than 3% of the million Muslim refugees admitted into Germany have jobs, dashing the Merkel government's expectations that "the more fecund newcomers would support the pensions of our aging native population." The possibility that the final solution to the fiscal abyss posed by the government owing more to pensioners than can be paid might be through the massacre of non-Muslims as prescribed in the Quran is said to be discomfiting government planners.

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/209522-2016-12-23-semi-news-semi-satire-december-25-2016-edition.htm


TOPICS: Government; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: europe; jihad; politicallycorrect; satire

1 posted on 12/23/2016 2:53:23 PM PST by John Semmens
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2 posted on 12/23/2016 2:54:26 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
..inspired European governments to swoop into action...

Big swoop, no action.

3 posted on 12/23/2016 3:19:33 PM PST by TChad (Propagandists should not be treated like journalists.)
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To: John Semmens

I wrote a most severe letter to The Times, myself.


4 posted on 12/23/2016 3:35:41 PM PST by dynachrome (When an empire dies, you are left with vast monuments in front of which peasants squat to defecate)
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To: dynachrome

Clearly, you’ve done more than your share.


5 posted on 12/23/2016 6:27:10 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens
The President expressed hope that his last-minute binge of regulatory actions imposing more costly regulations on businesses would "thwart Trump from imposing his workaholic vision on America. In my view, the new generation of Americans doesn't want or need full-time jobs in order to live in harmony with the Earth. If Trump succeeds in forcing more people to live independently by giving up the leisure I've built into the system I believe voters will turn against him and return Democrats to power in the next election."

Nice column, John. Channeling Mister Obama to the last minute, and missing nothing.

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6 posted on 12/23/2016 8:17:51 PM PST by Seaplaner (Never give in. Never give in. Never...except for convictions of honour and good sense. W. Churchill)
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