Posted on 12/23/2016 12:57:50 PM PST by Godzilla
Merry Christmas to all you Freepers out there. MAGA
You signed up in 2003 just to post this??
:) ;)
Merry Christmas to you and yours, G!
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL OF THE FREEPERS.
Wow I’m feeling high right now. All these past days having to hear from cashiers and people on the street saying “Merry Christmas”. I smell a strong of breath of Fresh Air cleansing this nation.
FRUITCAKE RECIPE
1 cup water,
1 cup sugar,
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit,
1 tsp. baking soda
1 tsp. salt
1 cup brown sugar
lemon juice
nuts
1 gallon whiskeySample the whiskey to check for quality.
Take a large bowl.
Check the whiskey again to be sure that it is of the highest quality.
Pour 1 level cup and drink. Repeat.
Turn on the electric mixer.
Beat 1 cup butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add 1 tsp. sugar and beat again.
Turn off the mixer.
Break two eggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit.Mix on the turner.
If the dried fruit gets stuck on the beaterers, pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the whiskey to check for consisticity.Next, sift 2 cups of salt.
Or something. Who cares.
Check the whiskey.
Now sift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table. Spoon. Of sugar or something.
Whatever you can find.
Grease the oven.
Turn the cake tin to 350 degrees.
Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Throw the bowl out the window.
Check the whiskey again.
Go to bed.Who likes fruitcake anyway?
MERRY CHRISTMAS
Merry Christmas to fellow FReepers.
Merry Christmas, Godzirra!
MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!
Have a kaiju christmas! ( shameless pitch for El Rey Network’s Godzilla movie marathon).
Merry Christmas!
I love a good boozed up fruitcake. Here’s hoping Trump purges and otherwise gets rid of all the fruitcakes of a different kind, located in the U.N. Get rid of the building they have infested for years too.
Merry Christmas to all Freepers, as it is actually the first truly Merry Christmas in 8 years. May we all prosper, politically speaking, in the coming years, We are off to a great Trumpian head start.
Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas to you, Godzilla and to all Freepers!
Bookmarking.
Merry Christmas! Sorry I don’t have any cute Christmas memes to post.
I do!!!
Merry Christmas, patriots!
One year ago today, I dreamed that it was Christmas 2016 and Trump had won, and everyone was so happy.
I like fruitcake (with rum).
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Merry Christmas!
Merry Christmas and we are all going to be having a Happy New Year even if it doesn’t start until January 20.
I noticed El Rey TV was showing a load of old Godzilla movies yesterday.
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