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Moronic Florida Woman Opens Fire On Guests For Dumbest Reason Ever
bearingarms.com ^ | Nov. 23, 2016 | Bob Owens

Posted on 11/23/2016 3:30:28 PM PST by PROCON


A Florida woman was arrested Monday after she opened fire on her house guests, whom she believed had overstayed their welcome, deputies said.

Alana Savell, 32, was booked into a panhandle jail on a charge of aggravated battery with a firearm.

Savell told deputies that the woman and her friend had come over to hang out, began drinking and were “getting too loud.” Savell said she didn’t want them in her house anymore, so she started shooting at their feet.

That sounds sane and reasonable… says no one ever.

Investigators said Savell’s boyfriend told them he has instructed her that “once someone is told to leave their property three times, she is to go get the gun and shoot it at the ground. If that does not work, she is to shoot people in the leg.”

Oh, but it gets better. The idiotic boyfriend who gave her this patently illegal advice was the immediate recipient of karmic justice, as he managed to catch one of Savell’s bullets.

The woman was taken to a Panama City-area hospital to be treated for a gunshot wound.

Police said Savell’s boyfriend was also shot in the leg.

It’s fortunate that she didn’t shoot him in the buttocks, as the brain damage would have been fatal.

I shouldn’t have to say this, but I’m going to do so anyway: firearms are not toys. Firearms are not warnings, or alarms, or celebratory items. They are deadly force weapons, and are to be used responsibly, or not at all. If you cannot wrap your mind around the fact that it is patently illegal to point a gun at another human being just because you find them annoying, then you are too stupid to own a gun. Period.


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So was this wrong? </sarc>
1 posted on 11/23/2016 3:30:28 PM PST by PROCON
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To: PROCON

Once you prove you can’t be responsible with a gun, no more guns, ever.


2 posted on 11/23/2016 3:34:29 PM PST by Secret Agent Man ( Gone Galt; Not averse to Going Bronson.)
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To: mylife; Joe Brower; MaxMax; Randy Larsen; waterhill; Envisioning; AZ .44 MAG; umgud; ...
That'll Teach guests not to overstay their welcome!

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3 posted on 11/23/2016 3:34:53 PM PST by PROCON (Onto the Great American Rebirth!)
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To: PROCON

I think I dated her once.


4 posted on 11/23/2016 3:35:05 PM PST by 2ndDivisionVet (You cannot invade the mainland US. There'd be a rifle behind every blade of grass.)
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To: PROCON

It’s like these people are stupid or on drugs or drunk or all of the above.


5 posted on 11/23/2016 3:35:18 PM PST by Tax-chick (Proud to be on the enemies list.)
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To: PROCON
Investigators said Savell’s boyfriend told them he has instructed her that “once someone is told to leave their property three times, she is to go get the gun and shoot it at the ground. If that does not work, she is to shoot people in the leg.”

This guy has a future at the Joe Biden School of Defensive Firearms.

6 posted on 11/23/2016 3:37:17 PM PST by Tijeras_Slim
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To: PROCON

Just following orders. what was the Caliber? If it was a .380 or smaller, i really don’t see the problem. /s


7 posted on 11/23/2016 3:37:28 PM PST by D Rider
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To: PROCON
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
"It’s fortunate that she didn’t shoot him in the buttocks, as the brain damage would have been fatal."

"Ceterum censeo Islam esse delendam."

Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)

LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

8 posted on 11/23/2016 3:37:44 PM PST by LonePalm (Commander and Chef)
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To: PROCON
Perhaps she went overboard in demonstrating her alternative ending to The Exterminating Angel (film) where the "loitering" guests are actually exterminated?
9 posted on 11/23/2016 3:37:45 PM PST by Calvin Locke
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To: PROCON
IT's a Quaker thing

'Friend I mean thee no harm but thou art standing where I am about to fire!'

10 posted on 11/23/2016 3:38:02 PM PST by Oztrich Boy ("Laws are for the guidance of wise men and the blind obedience of fools" Solon, Lawmaker of Athens)
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To: D Rider

The original article said it was a .22 handgun.


11 posted on 11/23/2016 3:38:27 PM PST by PROCON (Onto the Great American Rebirth!)
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To: PROCON

“So was this wrong? </sarc>
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Nope. I’ve had overstaying guests too. Buncha leeches. They always took mah beer. You take my beer, you die. s/


12 posted on 11/23/2016 3:38:50 PM PST by max americana
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To: PROCON

Half of us are below average...


13 posted on 11/23/2016 3:38:53 PM PST by MV=PY (The Magic Question: Who's paying for it?)
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To: Tax-chick
It’s like these people are stupid or on drugs or drunk or all of the above.

I am going to go for D. All of the Above.

Of course I have never had to be told three times to leave or stayed after someone started shooting at my feet.

I must live a boring life.

14 posted on 11/23/2016 3:39:06 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles!)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

As stated...this is essentially the mindset of a bureaucrat.


15 posted on 11/23/2016 3:39:41 PM PST by lepton ("It is useless to attempt to reason a man out of a thing he was never reasoned into"--Jonathan Swift)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear
I must live a boring life.

I say that all the time. I've never even been a party where people started shooting, not even in deer season in Missouri. Those old drunks were World War II vets and didn't do stupid things with guns.

16 posted on 11/23/2016 3:40:54 PM PST by Tax-chick (Proud to be on the enemies list.)
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To: PROCON
Okay who's gonna post the picture of "The Thing That Would Not Leave?"
17 posted on 11/23/2016 3:41:27 PM PST by 4yearlurker (Work hard,live free,thank God!)
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To: PROCON

and the guests get to keep her home now ?


18 posted on 11/23/2016 3:43:35 PM PST by butlerweave
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To: Tax-chick

You don’t get to be an old drunk by doing stupid things with guns. :)


19 posted on 11/23/2016 3:43:38 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (Not a Romantic, not a hero worshiper and stop trying to tug my heartstrings. It tickles!)
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To: Harmless Teddy Bear

That should be an aphorism! In fact ...


20 posted on 11/23/2016 3:45:55 PM PST by Tax-chick ("You don't get to be an old drunk by doing stupid things with guns."~Harmless Teddy Bear)
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