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France and Germany Rattled by Trump’s Election [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 13 November 2016 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/13/2016 9:59:57 AM PST by John Semmens

French and German officials expressed concern over the election of Donald Trump as the next US president.

French Foreign Minister Jean-Marc Ayrault called Trump’s triumph over Clinton “a shock to the system. Trump’s insistence that we must pay for our own defense is an unprecedented deviation from the post WWII consensus.”

French President Francois Hollande, languishing with a pathetic 4% approval rating, feared that “the success of Mr. Trump may be a harbinger of a resurgent right-wing in France. If a nation with only a tiny fraction of Muslim immigrants installs Trump there would seem to be little chance of us avoiding the election of Marine Le Pen next year.”

A despondent German Chancellor Angela Merkel wondered “who will now help bear the burden of accepting Muslim gropers, molesters, and rapists? Secretary Clinton gave many assurances that significant numbers would be admitted to the United States if she was elected. Trump promises to block all those who can’t be properly vetted. This may end the post-World War II alliance between our two countries.”

In related news, the Muslim Brotherhood labeled Trump’s election “a disaster for our hopes of creating a new global caliphate. Our opportunity to penetrate America will be drastically curtailed and our fighters trapped within the confines of Europe and Asia.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://azconservative.org/2016/11/12/trump-win-sparks-left-wing-protests/


TOPICS: Government; Politics; Religion; Travel
KEYWORDS: europe; muslims; satire; trump

1 posted on 11/13/2016 9:59:57 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Hillary said it clearly: there are public opinions and private opinions. Mr. Semmens, God bless him, has tapped into the private opinions of some world leaders.


2 posted on 11/13/2016 10:04:42 AM PST by healy61
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To: John Semmens

Mark your calendars for April 23, 2017 French Presidential Election (1st round) followed by the runoff on May 7, 2017 with the top two candidates.

The legislative elections will be held on June 11, 2017 in France.


3 posted on 11/13/2016 10:05:10 AM PST by Nextrush (Freedom is everybody's business: Remember Pastor Niemoller)
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