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SHOCKING: Man Claims Hillary ‘Forcibly Kissed Him’.. (Bad Satire)
Clash Daily ^ | 10/13/16

Posted on 10/13/2016 8:45:03 PM PDT by Impala64ssa

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To: Impala64ssa
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21 posted on 10/13/2016 9:10:09 PM PDT by Fiddlstix (Warning! This Is A Subliminal Tagline! Read it at your own risk!(Presented by TagLines R US))
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To: Bullish
I claim Hillary $hit all over America.

It's OK though. According to James Comey, she only intended to fart. That makes all the difference.

22 posted on 10/13/2016 9:14:26 PM PDT by FredZarguna (And what Rough Beast, its hour come round at last, slouches toward Fifth Avenue to be born?)
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To: Impala64ssa

Did she have a razor blade in her mouth!


23 posted on 10/13/2016 9:15:16 PM PDT by Ruy Dias de Bivar (HANDGUNS; You don’t need it until you need it. And when you need it you NEED IT!”)
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To: FredZarguna

Touche’


24 posted on 10/13/2016 9:16:01 PM PDT by Bullish (The fly on Hillary's foreheadknows)
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To: Impala64ssa

What Hillary does to men, they’re no longer around to talk about.


25 posted on 10/13/2016 9:17:49 PM PDT by MUDDOG
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To: Impala64ssa

It is shocking that a man claimed this. A woman, not so much....


26 posted on 10/13/2016 9:19:17 PM PDT by kevao (Biblical Jesus: Give your money to the poor. Socialist Jesus: Give your neighbor's money to the poor)
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To: Impala64ssa

Funny! Thanks for the laugh!


27 posted on 10/13/2016 9:34:14 PM PDT by american colleen
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To: Impala64ssa; Lazamataz

Damn if this is not true! I was on the return flight the next day and damned if the same thing happened to me. She was on me like stink on catfish bait. I was horrified and not having much strength of character I submitted.

It was seared into my mind on that Christmas day. I had just returned from Cambodia serving under my great Captain John Kerry. Lazamataz as a young boy in the adjacent seat saw it all. I remember his plaintive voice screaming, “resist, resist, resist” but I was weak and at this point can not say more about the terrible carnage that wrecked my psych. I suspect seeing this incident is what made Laz what Laz is.

The Horror, The Horror, The Horror, Colonel Kurtz was there also. When we disbarked Colonel Kurtz came to me and said, “what the hell is wrong with you boy.

Thirty seven years of therapy has not eased my pain. I am a broken man! /S


28 posted on 10/13/2016 9:42:39 PM PDT by cpdiii (DECKHAND ROUGHNECK MUDMAN GEOLOGIST PILOT PHARMACIST LIBERTARIAN , CONSTITUTION IS WORTH DYING FOR!)
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To: Impala64ssa

Talk about taking one for the team. If this were real, this guy should get a purple heart.


29 posted on 10/13/2016 9:57:15 PM PDT by Celerity
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This explains so much.

But not how you learned to make them magnificent briskets.


30 posted on 10/13/2016 10:07:13 PM PDT by Wneighbor (I'm deplorable and proud of it.)
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To: sagar

Didn’t Hillary molest a young boy??


31 posted on 10/13/2016 10:17:23 PM PDT by TheNext (Hillary Hurts Children & Women)
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To: sagar

I didn’t know it was satire, but I didn’t think lesbian Hillary would make a move on a man.


32 posted on 10/13/2016 10:18:03 PM PDT by NetAddicted (Just looking)
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Reading this I was shaken to the core.


33 posted on 10/13/2016 10:55:40 PM PDT by Vehmgericht
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To: No Socialist

Especially if they were teenage girls at the time.


34 posted on 10/13/2016 11:12:35 PM PDT by Catmom (We're all gonna get the punishment only some of us deserve.)
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To: Impala64ssa
I call BS on this story as Harridan Hillary has never kissed any man.
35 posted on 10/13/2016 11:25:12 PM PDT by gigster (Cogito, Ergo, Ronaldus Magnus Conservatus)
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To: Impala64ssa

LMAO, come on now, you just spewed a great cup of coffee!


36 posted on 10/13/2016 11:38:49 PM PDT by chit*chat
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To: gigster

My sentiments exactly, now if it had been a woman...


37 posted on 10/14/2016 3:36:50 AM PDT by GATVR (The World is too small for less than brotherhood, and too dangerous for less than truth!)
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To: Impala64ssa

“SHOCKING: Man Claims Hillary ‘Forcibly Kissed Him’..”

I thought at first it was going to be Bill.


38 posted on 10/14/2016 4:03:57 AM PDT by PLMerite (Lord, let me die fighting lions. Amen.)
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To: Impala64ssa

“Sexual Healing” was released in 1982.


39 posted on 10/15/2016 1:51:08 PM PDT by grundle
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