Posted on 10/13/2016 8:45:03 PM PDT by Impala64ssa
CLASHDAILY EXCLUSIVE: Shocking report about predatory sexual behavior by Hillary! Many are saying Trump’s ‘grab them by the p*ssy’ comment makes him unfit for office. Will the Media (D) say the same for Hillary?
Dave Grigger, a grave digger from Lazbuddie, Texas has made the shocking claim that Hillary Clinton forced herself on him during an airplane flight from Austin to Lubbock, Texas in 1979.
Grigger told the Lazbuddie Herald, ‘Yeah man… I was just sitting there cleaning my fingernails … drinking a Coors Light … and then, BOOM! She was on me like stink on a monkey. Tryin’ to kiss me, licking her lips, and singin’ ol’ Marvin Gaye’s song, Sexual Healing! And She smelt like sardines and Caress bath soap. I’ll never forget that smell!’
Grigger went on to say he was, ‘traumaticized for life’ but he hasn’t said anything until now because ‘he doesn’t want Hillary becoming President and what not.’
There are no witnesses to Mr. Grigger’s story but he earnestly told the Lazbuddie Herald that, ‘He’s swears to baby Jesus it’s true.’
While we can’t actually confirm the allegations, they are just as credible as the ones being made about Trump.
Grigger told the Lazbuddie Herald, ‘Yeah man… I was just sitting there cleaning my fingernails … drinking a Coors Light … and then, BOOM! She was on me like stink on a monkey. Tryin’ to kiss me, licking her lips, and singin’ ol’ Marvin Gaye’s song, Sexual Healing! And She smelt like sardines and Caress bath soap. I’ll never forget that smell!’ .. While Singing ‘SEXUAL Healing’ On A Flight In ’79 (satire)
Grigger went on to say he was, ‘traumaticized for life’ but he hasn’t said anything until now because ‘he doesn’t want Hillary becoming President and what not.’
There are no witnesses to Mr. Grigger’s story but he earnestly told the Lazbuddie Herald that, ‘He’s swears to baby Jesus it’s true.’
While we can’t actually confirm the allegations, they are just as credible as the ones being made about Trump.
STOP making this groping news, GTFO with this “satire”
He’s still alive?
Zombies!
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I claim Hillary $hit all over America.
Oh where is the BARF alert?!
“Sardines and Caress bath soap”
Priceless.
Dave Rigger, the Grave Digger. So is he saying Hillary gets ‘turned on’ by watching a man dig a deep and narrow grave?
OOOOkay. Nice SATIRE for a cool Thursday night. Got any more ‘Deplorable Fantasies’ in that there basket?
The Russians forced her to do it.
Thanks for the lighter moment! Read it in my best southwest Texas drawl to my better half, got a big kick out of it! Now, a deep breath and back into the fray! Go Donald!
truly A LOSING LUNCH MOMENT
Clever... and so true.
Oh! That poor poor man!
You can tell it’s satire cause a man claimed she groped him.
It would be more believable if it was a woman.....hey, that gives me an idea.....
Haha. This is funny. Maybe a bunch of women will come out and claim Hillary groped and assaulted them. This could get interesting.
Not possibly true because he would have puked his guts up and died there on the plane.
LOL!!!
Ya just can't make that up.
Oh, wait, he did make it up.
Funny, though.
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