Very well, Captain. I will consider voting for Trump.
Live long and prosper.
Posted on 10/11/2016 3:01:43 PM PDT by Peter ODonnell
Good news, I have established contact with the alternate universe, and Donald Trump is sure to win there.
Here's a brief summary.
Two days ago, a damaging tape emerged of Hillary Clinton discussing her foundation on a bus. "You take the suckers' money, you know, like you're going to help folks in Haiti, or wherever those dumb n**s live, and you give what you don't want to your friends, and guess what, you get a Nobel prize." And there were vast cackles of witch-like laughter.
This of course has been all over TNN (some call it the Trump News Network). Every talking head on that news network is amping up the story. "Isn't that fraud?" asked Wally Blutzheimer. "No, it's armed robbery," opined Cooper Anderson, the only black person at TNN. "I call it genocide," said William Buckley, who is still alive in the alternate universe. "In fact, I call it the end of civilization."
Trump, meanwhile, at 95% in the polls, said, "as you know, I am a family man and a bit of an aesthete, so I would rather just not comment on my opponent's misfortunes, except to say, I will help her in any way that I can when her inevitable 15-year prison term comes to an end."
Asked for a comment, Glenn Beck said, "I am Trump's biggest fan."
Told you this was the alternate universe.
I actually believe this.
But, I’ll have one he’ll of a hangover in the morning.
Just learned a new detail, in the alternate universe, Paul Ryan is not an invertebrate.
But he is still without testivles
Yes he is. Like a worm (no offense to fine upstanding worms).
Walternate and Fauxlivia for Trump.
I knew it.
Damnit!!!
There are 28 more days in the cycle. There is one more debate. The mainstream media are conspiring to kill Trump and o it in news articles and may he doing it also in the polls. Keep your spirits up, take everything with a grain of salt, contribute to and work for Trump and there is still enough intelligence among the electorate to distinguish between boorish behavior and an evil lying criminal who is out to destroy America. Remember Brexit.
Finally don’t ever forget Ryan and the other turds who are not supporting their party’s candidate. Vote DEMOCRAT IF NECESSARY, to keep them OUT of office!!
Trump is doing his best, and so should we.
Very well, Captain. I will consider voting for Trump.
Live long and prosper.
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