Voters Will Have to Elect Hillary to See a Press Conference [semi-satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 4 Sep 2016 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

Striving to snag the curious vote, Clinton's lead press secretary, Brian Fallon, urged "those who are so eager to see Hillary give a press conference can elect her president. Presidents always have press conferences. As the head of government she'll have a lot to say to the press."

Fallon justified the campaign's dearth of media interaction as "just building up the suspense and anticipation. I hear that there is some speculation that the multiple questions and flashing cameras will spark a seizure. Well, the only way to find out is to get her into office and see."

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http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=223251.0

[faithhopecharity]

if we elect CorruptHilliary, she’ll give us press conferences?

ALL THE MORE REASON TO VOTE TRUMP!!!!!!!!!

[butlerweave]

Nancy wants the GOP to promise not the use the Hacked Dem material in the upcoming Election

[Carl Vehse]

"Voters Will Have to Elect Hillary to See a Press Conference"

Given her rapidly deteriorating physical and mental health, it is more probably that Hellary's next press conference will be in her hometown, hell.

[CygnusXI]

.....and it would look something like this..