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Muslims Test Intimidation Tactic [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 14 August 2016 | John Semmens

Posted on 08/16/2016 10:40:52 AM PDT by John Semmens

Parishioners of St. Andrew Orthodox Church in Riverside California have been treated to shouts of "Allahu Akbar" from bullhorn wielding Muslims during weekly services. Inasmuch as Allahu Akbar is what Islamic fanatics shout while murdering unbelievers, the church goers are understandably concerned.

Father Josiah Trenham called the shouted slogan "intimidating. We're trying to hold weekly services. The noise is disruptive and one fears worse. Will it be safe to leave church after the service? Will men with guns or bombs invade the church? What can we do to safely practice our faith."

Local police officer Ryan Railsback held out little hope for church goers. "Being obnoxious is not illegal," he observed. "There was no explicit threat. No laws were broken."

City Attorney Vance Otiose urged tolerance. "Just because someone of a different faith behaves differently doesn't mean they have no right to do so," he declared. "Christians may be taught to turn the other cheek, but Muslims are taught to confront nonbelievers and fight to convert them. They have as much right to practice their faith as anyone else does."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php/topic,220440.msg1014492/topicseen.html#msg1014492


TOPICS: Government; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: firstamendment; islam; satire; terror

1 posted on 08/16/2016 10:40:52 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

If it were the reverse, Christians yelling “Jesus loves me” or Jews yelling “hear O Israel” outside a mosque, it would be considered to be hate speech.


2 posted on 08/16/2016 10:56:35 AM PDT by Daveinyork
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To: John Semmens

Time to let pigs run wild in the mosques.


3 posted on 08/16/2016 10:59:45 AM PDT by IC Ken
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To: John Semmens

They should politely walk over to them with their pet pig on a leash and tell each one that Jesus loves them and shake their hand after petting the pet pig.


4 posted on 08/16/2016 11:02:32 AM PDT by BobinIL
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To: John Semmens

Put a couple of drones in the sky playing Christian Music such as Onward Christian Soldiers around the clock and be sure to play Christmas Carols and readings from the bible CONTINUOUSLY to drown out their calls to prayer and to out “noise” their threats. Don’t forget to use Church Bells against their calls to prayer.Two can play at the same game and there are more Christians than Muslims...at least so far. Make sure to give the same treatment to EVERY so called mosque in the city! AND don’t stop and don’t waver, and don’t give quarter until they learn to live like human beings or get the hell out of this country.


5 posted on 08/16/2016 11:03:45 AM PDT by Mollypitcher1 (I have not yet begun to fight....John Paul Jones)
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To: Daveinyork

Tough for them. Let them consider it hate speech but they have provided the rules of the playing fieeld and the police spokesman has said there is no ;law against annoying someone so annoy the devil out of the Muslims. FIGHT FIRE WITH FIRE only make the Christian fire bigger and LOUDER!


6 posted on 08/16/2016 11:05:52 AM PDT by Mollypitcher1 (I have not yet begun to fight....John Paul Jones)
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To: John Semmens

This one’s a little too close to the truth. Muslims are in fact entering synagogues and churches, taking pictures & asking questions, like when is the building most full of worshippers.

I pack in church now, as does my wife. Kumbaya be damned!


7 posted on 08/16/2016 12:50:25 PM PDT by elcid1970 ("The Second Amendment is more important than Islam. Buy ammo.")
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