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Woman Claims She was Sexually Assaulted by Toy Figurine
MRC TV ^ | August 8, 2016 | Ashley Rae Goldenberg

Posted on 08/08/2016 7:21:15 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Business is booming for a hibachi restaurant after a woman complained she was “sexually assaulted” by a toy used as part of the chef’s routine.

While dining at Wasabi Japanese Steakhouse in Murfreesboro, Tenn., Isabelle Lassiter claims she was sexually assaulted by a toy figurine that squirted water on her.

According to the 911 call, Isabelle’s husband, James, said the chef “pulled out this little fricking doll with his pants down and he shot water at my wife out of its [expletive].”

When an officer arrived on the scene, however, he noted the toy did not depict any male anatomy.

Speaking to NewsChannel 5, Isabelle said, “It peed on me, basically.” She claimed the toy shot water “out of its wee-wee area.”

Yet during the interview, Isabelle admitted, “It really didn’t have a wiener, but you get the point.”

“Just because somebody may cut off that little piece of plastic, to say, ‘okay, it’s not there anymore,’ doesn’t change the fact that you’re getting peed on,” James added.

James also noted the toy was used in front of his minor relatives.

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KEYWORDS: assault; chef; doll; isabellelassiter; murfreesboro; restaurant; tennessee; wasabi
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1 posted on 08/08/2016 7:21:15 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
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To: al baby; Albion Wilde; Allegra; BufordP; EveningStar; Gefn; GunsareOK; JRios1968; Lazamataz; ...

Waffle House has competition.

DANG!


2 posted on 08/08/2016 7:22:15 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks (Cuckservative: a "conservative" willing to raise another country's ideology in his own country)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Heard about this a couple of weeks ago. I figure we’ll hear any day about a lawsuit because the woman was so “traumatized”. But not so traumatized that a fat check won’t help her get over it.


3 posted on 08/08/2016 7:24:40 PM PDT by Blood of Tyrants (Socialism is always just one or a thousand or a million more murders away from utopia.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

We went to a Japanese Restaurant...and the chef had the toy...and toy had a dinger that squirts.


4 posted on 08/08/2016 7:25:50 PM PDT by Sacajaweau
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

r kelly on dave chapelles show. it popped into my mind.


5 posted on 08/08/2016 7:27:23 PM PDT by longfellow (Bill Maher, the 21st hijacker.)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks
From 7/29/2016, Man calls 911, says wife was assaulted by toy at Tenn. hibachi restaurant.

MRC needs to play catchup.

6 posted on 08/08/2016 7:28:00 PM PDT by upchuck (Why wish upon a star when you can pray directly to God who placed the star?)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

She all wee wee ed up.


7 posted on 08/08/2016 7:28:13 PM PDT by Cats Pajamas (That chicken necked buck tooth varmint is headed toward the nine circles of hell)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Our judiciary won’t even try to determine obama’s real identity - - maybe it can “handle” this important case?


8 posted on 08/08/2016 7:28:40 PM PDT by faithhopecharity ("Politicians are not born. They're excreted." Marcus Tullius Cicero)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

” “It peed on me, basically.” She claimed the toy shot water “out of its wee-wee area.”

Was the name of the toy R Kelly?


9 posted on 08/08/2016 7:30:15 PM PDT by max americana (fired every liberal in our company at every election cycle..and laughed at their faces (true story))
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I guess James didn’t get any that night. Waste of a night out.


10 posted on 08/08/2016 7:30:27 PM PDT by King Moonracer (Bad lighting and cheap fabric, that's how you sell clothing.....)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

The worst thing about modern media - is that crap like this is “reported” on. And Kardashians.


11 posted on 08/08/2016 7:32:05 PM PDT by Ladysforest (Racism, misogyny, bigotry, xenophobia and vulgarity - with just a smattering of threats and violence)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Oh Lordy some folks just shouldn’t be let out without adult supervision


12 posted on 08/08/2016 7:50:31 PM PDT by Nifster (Ignore all polls. Get Out The Vote)
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To: Blood of Tyrants

Their picture says it all....she looks drunk on her rear and he doesn’t look much better


13 posted on 08/08/2016 7:54:38 PM PDT by Nifster (Ignore all polls. Get Out The Vote)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Boy, if I had a dollar for every time I was sexully assaulted by a toy figurine...


14 posted on 08/08/2016 7:57:52 PM PDT by dp0622 (The only thing an upper crust conservative hates more than a liberal is a middle class conservative)
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To: Sacajaweau
We went to a Japanese Restaurant...and the chef had the toy...and toy had a dinger that squirts.

Along with every other Japanese Hibachi restaurant. In the US.

Snowflakes come in all ages I guess

15 posted on 08/08/2016 8:05:00 PM PDT by onona (Honey this isn't Kindergarten. We are in an all out war for the survival of our Country !)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

I was sexual assault by a elect sander in Jr high I took wood shop the following year too


16 posted on 08/08/2016 8:05:04 PM PDT by al baby (Hi Mom)
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks; All
"Woman Claims
She was Sexually Assaulted
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17 posted on 08/08/2016 8:11:34 PM PDT by musicman (Until I see the REAL Long Form Vault BC, he's just "PRES__ENT" Obama = Without "ID")
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

Too dimwitted to have a sense of humor about a toy. The toy is low class and tacky, but not meant to harrass.


18 posted on 08/08/2016 8:15:50 PM PDT by lee martell
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To: Tolerance Sucks Rocks

My Ding-a-Ling - Chuck Berry

When I was a little bitty boy
my grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hangin’ on a string
she told me it was my ding a ling

My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling
My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling

And then mother took me to Grammer School
But I stopped all in the vestibule
Every time that bell would ring
catched me playin’ with my ding a ling

Once I was climbing the garden wall
I slipped and had a terrible fall
I fell so hard I heard bells ring
but held on to my ding a ling

Once I was swimming cross Turtle creek
many snappers all around my feet
Shure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holdin’ my ding a ling

This here song it ain’t so sad
the cutest little song you ever had
those of you who will not sing
You must be playin’ with your own ding a ling
My ding a ling Your ding a ling, your ding a ling
We saw you playin’ with your ding a ling
My ding a ling everybody sing
I want to play with my ding a ling


19 posted on 08/08/2016 8:18:07 PM PDT by dfwgator
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"We're not trying to make money off of this. If the toy was in a bar, it'd be a different situation, but this was in a family restaurant with 13 to 14 year olds at the table."


20 posted on 08/08/2016 8:42:08 PM PDT by Talisker (One who commands, must obey.)
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