Posted on 08/08/2016 7:21:15 PM PDT by Tolerance Sucks Rocks
Business is booming for a hibachi restaurant after a woman complained she was “sexually assaulted” by a toy used as part of the chef’s routine.
While dining at Wasabi Japanese Steakhouse in Murfreesboro, Tenn., Isabelle Lassiter claims she was sexually assaulted by a toy figurine that squirted water on her.
According to the 911 call, Isabelle’s husband, James, said the chef “pulled out this little fricking doll with his pants down and he shot water at my wife out of its [expletive].”
When an officer arrived on the scene, however, he noted the toy did not depict any male anatomy.
Speaking to NewsChannel 5, Isabelle said, “It peed on me, basically.” She claimed the toy shot water “out of its wee-wee area.”
Yet during the interview, Isabelle admitted, “It really didn’t have a wiener, but you get the point.”
“Just because somebody may cut off that little piece of plastic, to say, ‘okay, it’s not there anymore,’ doesn’t change the fact that you’re getting peed on,” James added.
James also noted the toy was used in front of his minor relatives.
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Waffle House has competition.
DANG!
Heard about this a couple of weeks ago. I figure we’ll hear any day about a lawsuit because the woman was so “traumatized”. But not so traumatized that a fat check won’t help her get over it.
We went to a Japanese Restaurant...and the chef had the toy...and toy had a dinger that squirts.
r kelly on dave chapelles show. it popped into my mind.
MRC needs to play catchup.
She all wee wee ed up.
Our judiciary won’t even try to determine obama’s real identity - - maybe it can “handle” this important case?
” “It peed on me, basically.” She claimed the toy shot water “out of its wee-wee area.”
Was the name of the toy R Kelly?
I guess James didn’t get any that night. Waste of a night out.
The worst thing about modern media - is that crap like this is “reported” on. And Kardashians.
Oh Lordy some folks just shouldn’t be let out without adult supervision
Their picture says it all....she looks drunk on her rear and he doesn’t look much better
Boy, if I had a dollar for every time I was sexully assaulted by a toy figurine...
Along with every other Japanese Hibachi restaurant. In the US.
Snowflakes come in all ages I guess
I was sexual assault by a elect sander in Jr high I took wood shop the following year too
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Too dimwitted to have a sense of humor about a toy. The toy is low class and tacky, but not meant to harrass.
My Ding-a-Ling - Chuck Berry
When I was a little bitty boy
my grandmother bought me a cute little toy
Silver bells hangin’ on a string
she told me it was my ding a ling
My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling
My ding a ling, my ding a ling
I want to play with my ding a ling
And then mother took me to Grammer School
But I stopped all in the vestibule
Every time that bell would ring
catched me playin’ with my ding a ling
Once I was climbing the garden wall
I slipped and had a terrible fall
I fell so hard I heard bells ring
but held on to my ding a ling
Once I was swimming cross Turtle creek
many snappers all around my feet
Shure was hard swimming cross that thing
with both hands holdin’ my ding a ling
This here song it ain’t so sad
the cutest little song you ever had
those of you who will not sing
You must be playin’ with your own ding a ling
My ding a ling Your ding a ling, your ding a ling
We saw you playin’ with your ding a ling
My ding a ling everybody sing
I want to play with my ding a ling
"We're not trying to make money off of this. If the toy was in a bar, it'd be a different situation, but this was in a family restaurant with 13 to 14 year olds at the table."
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