Democratic VP nominee Urges Voters to Trust Hillary Clinton [semi-satire]

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 31 July 2016 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

Freshly nominated Democratic Party candidate for vice-president Sen Tim Kaine took up the delicate issue of whether voters could afford to trust running mate Hillary Clinton.

"We've heard that her use of an insecure non-government computer server for her emails was too risky," Kaine recounted. "We've heard that her neglect of security for the Benghazi Consulate was a dereliction of duty. We've heard FBI Director James Comey characterize her handling of classified information as 'extraordinarily careless.' We've seen that she lied on numerous occasions in efforts to conceal her illegal and dangerous behavior. However, I am asking voters to look past these mistakes and elect her president."

"Naturally, many will wonder how they can be expected to ignore these seemingly serious shortcomings," Kaine said. "Well, let's look at the biggest decision she's had to make since sewing up the nomination. Out of all the people she could have chosen as her running mate, she chose me. The brilliance of this one decision should blow away all fear that she can't be trusted to wisely govern. She had the integrity to bypass the obvious choice of naming rival Bernie Sanders as her VP. She had the guts not to latch on to the easy option of putting two-time VP Joe Biden on the ticket. She picked me. Since I know what a swell guy I am and what a great job I could do as president should the need arise, I am persuaded that voters can put their trust in her as president."

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[HarleyLady27]

I would NOT EVER trust that reptile as far as I could throw her!!! Take your B.S. and peddle it somewhere else, media!!!