Posted on 07/10/2016 2:03:04 PM PDT by granite
Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton Go Ice Fishing
How do you settle a presidential election when the vote is too close to call? With an ice fishing contest, of course!
After the first round of votes was counted, Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump were deadlocked. Instead of going through a recount, the two agreed to a week-long ice fishing contest to settle the election. Whoever caught the most fish at the end of the week would be the President.
The candidates decided a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds, but both candidates would need to have their catches verified and counted each night at 5pm.
After Day 1, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came back withnothing.
Day 2 finished and Trump had caught another 20 fish, but Hillary once again came back with nothing!
That night, Hillary and her cronies got together and accused Trump of being a “low-life, cheating son-of-a-gun.” Instead of fishing on Day 3, they were just going to follow Trump to spy on him and figure out how he was cheating.
Day 3 finished up and Trump had an incredible day, adding 50 fish to his total!
That night, Hillary and her democrat buddies got together for the full report on how Donald was cheating. Hillary stood up to give her report and said . . . . . . . “You are not going to believe this, he’s cutting holes in the ice!”
Dual at twenty paces.
Each dualist must load his or her own weapon.
That’s Duel and Duelist.
A vote, a REAL VOTE, can’t be to close to call. One side or the other wins, or it is a tie.
Hillary and the Pope are on a stage at Madison Square Garden.
“Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they’ll forever speak of this day and rejoice!” Hillary replied, “I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand....Show me!”
So the Pope backhanded her and knocked her off the stage!
_That’s Duel and Duelist._
Thanks.
ROTFLMAO!!! :D
I totally didn’t see that one coming!!
That is the best one that I’ve heard in a long time.
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With lawyers
I would just say may the best man win. ;-)
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