[marktwain]

2016 will be in the record books as the greatest gun sales year ever. Obama is "frustrated" on guns, and he has a pen and a phone.

[Gaffer]

Actually, I don’t plan to buy even ONE Gun.

I’ve been busy. 30 years. Even the expiration of the 1994 AWB was not lost on me. I consider them my IRA.

[2nd Amendment]

I hate these darn democrat libtard victories. I always have to buy a new gun with every victory. Each gun has to be meaner, blacker and spew more bullets out at a faster rate.