Can't Wait for SharkNado III? Go for Air Trantulas

05/20/2016 | Charles O'Connell

[Bratch]

"I have HAD it with these motherf-ing spiders on this motherf-ing plane!"

[scottinoc]

Oh Hail No!

[Berlin_Freeper]

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[Hillarys Gate Cult]

You do realize that “Sharknado 3” came out last year and that
“Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens comes” out this July 31.

We had a naming contest last year for the best subtitles for the 4th movie on the IMDB boards. Winner was;

“Sharknado 4: I Smell Tuna”

My entries were;

“Shartnado 4: Now Fear The Brown”

“Sharknado The Reboot: Why Wait?”

[Seruzawa]

I’ve tried to watch “Sharknado” but every time that logo for The Asylum appears on the screen is blank out and wake up two days later in Baton Rouge wearing a Devo Power Hat. I think I’ll pass.

[Prov1322]

Ah yes, brings back fond memories of the 0230AM wake-ups with our pure-bred Haitian street dog (honest) barking up a storm outside our bedroom. Seeing a tarantula the size of a softball was not the way to start a day.

Loved the fact that these things had a vertical jump of 4 feet or so. Many of the MK's (always boys...) would keep them as pets. I just wanted them outside, not inside...

[sportutegrl]

Sharknado Three is here and on Netflix Streaming.