Posted on 05/14/2016 10:47:20 AM PDT by BigEdLB
The Wizard Donald
Sasse is in his house, with only his trusty Chihuahua, Lindsey. Suddenly there are loud crashes of thunder and lightning. The house shakes violently ad he is knocked to the floor. He feels a sense of motion as the house has been picked up by the tornado and transported to a far-away place.
Then the house is in freefall, but seems to touch down fairly gently, though Sasse hears a loud shriek as it touches down. Sasse picks up Lindsey and goes outside to explore. A large bubbles approaches him and bursts and he finds himself with the witch, dressed in white calling herself Melania of the North, and has a distinct Eastern European accent. See calls out and soon, he is surrounded by a hundred small people. Then in a cloud of smoke, a green hag appears, calling herself Hillary of the West. She wants to know who killed her sister, Elizabeth of the East. They see her under the house only her legs sticking out. She is wearing blue shoes with DNC on the soles. Witch Melania suggests Hillary leave or a house might fall on her too.. She tries to convince Sasse to take the Sapphire Shoes, but he is worried they will hurt his feet.
Good witch Melania encourages Sasse to get to Amethyst City, for help in returning to Nebraska. He agrees. . Amethyst is Purple, which represents purple states. Now, groups of the little people will present Sasse with goodies. They resemble MSM. The lollypop guild leader looks like Stephanopolus, along with Ed Shultz, and Glen Beck. Lullaby league leader looks like Megyn Kelly, Dana Loesch, and Rachel Maddow, who seems to resent her tutu. The mayor, Brit Hume appears and give Sasse a proclamation, then he directs the Coroner to make the demise official.. He looks like Joe Scarborough, who sings a song about the death.
As he sets off for Amethyst City on the Mauve Brick road, he will encounter three characters. A scarecrow who resembles Bill Kristol, a tin man who is like George Will and a Cowardly Lion who is like Ben Shapiro.
When they reach Amethyst city they can only get in when the hag Hillary has been skywriting above them, making threats. After some difficulties they enter the Wizards’ chamber they see a huge face above them. It is Wizard Donald saying that he will get everything they want if they return with the witch’s broom. They set out for the castle but are intercepted by a gang of flying monkeys, the lead monkey has the face of Bill Clinton.
The three travelers left behind (the monkeys took Sasse and his Chihuahua Lindsey) continue for the castle and steal uniforms and dress as guards. When they get inside they locate Sasse and plot a rescue. But they are intercepted. When the confrontation occurs, the witch tries to set the scarecrow Kristol on fire but Sass grabs Carafe of Perrier nearby and tosses it at Kristol.
Part of the Perrier is splashed on witch Hillary, who melts cursing about it not being Chardonnay. The captain of the guard, Barack, gives Sasse the broom, stating that he is off to the lecture circuit to make lots of money telling about his experiences with witch Hillary.
When they return to Amethyst city, Everyone is excited, and Wizard Donald prepares a hot air balloon. At departure time, Sasse sees the hot air balloon with the good witch Melania and Wizard Donald inside. Bad witches are dead, so no good witch is required. Sasse climbs into the balloon carrying Lindsey.
However Lindsey the Chihuahua reacts to a cat whose name is Putin. And jumps away from Sasse. Sasse goes after the dog, but the balloon floats off, headed to a place called, “White House”. No one is left to show Sasse how to return, and he didn’t have magic shoes anyway, because he decided not to take them off witch Elizabeth. Good witch Melania left with Wizard Donald. Without heel clicking in magic shoes, Sasse is stuck in Amethyst City with Kristol Scarecrow as mayor, Tinman Will as Press Secretary, And Shapiro Lion as DA. Did you expect a happy end? Isn’t this a happy end?
Pretty funny :)
It was a lot of fun—thanks!
I agree, that was good. Hahahaha
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