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Denmark Plagued by Migrant Crime Wave [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 1 May 2016 | John Semmens

Posted on 04/30/2016 1:51:15 AM PDT by John Semmens

The generosity of Danes opening their borders to immigrants from Muslim countries has been repaid by an astounding surge in crimes committed by these foreigners. Though these foreigners make up only 8% of the country's population they account for over 75% of the crimes committed and over 80% of those drawing unemployment benefits from the government.

Democratic presidential candidate Sen. Bernie Sanders, who has frequently offered up Denmark as an exemplar of the kind of social policies we ought to adopt in the United States, professed himself "not the least bit disturbed by these results. Compared to the places these immigrants came from, Denmark is a very rich country. The redistribution of Danish wealth, whether by informal appropriation via theft or though the more organized method of taxation and funding of welfare benefits brings that country closer to the ideal of social justice."

"No one who has more than they need has the moral right to withhold that excess from others who have less," Sanders maintained. "Of course it is preferable that government oversee the transfer of material goods from the haves to the have-nots, but we mustn't be too harsh on those who grow impatient waiting for government to do the right thing and take action on their own."

In related news, anti-Trump Latinos shouting "make America Mexico again" went on a violent rampage bloodying Trump supporters and smashing car windows following the GOP candidate's rally in Costa Mesa, California this week. Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton blamed Trump "for creating the environment that inspires the desperate and dispossessed to resort to violence to achieve their objectives" and vowed to end the violence "by showing them that when I am president government will be on their side."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/195989-2016-04-30-semi-news-semi-satire-may-1-2016-edition.htm

OR

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=204307.new#new


TOPICS: Government; Politics; Religion
KEYWORDS: crime; denmark; musliminvasion; refugees; satire

1 posted on 04/30/2016 1:51:15 AM PDT by John Semmens
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2 posted on 04/30/2016 1:52:13 AM PDT by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

I’ve spent six weeks of my life on vacations to Denmark (back around twenty years ago). It used to be the kind of place that you’d be amazed at the clean and uncrowded beaches, friendly people, and expensive booze (don’t even think about ordering a shot of Jack Daniels).

I’m amazed that migrants and immigrant think it’s such a swell place, because they tax the heck out of everything...allow the beaches to be clothing optional...and life beyond Copenhagen is pretty boring (even for a Muslim).


3 posted on 04/30/2016 2:17:42 AM PDT by pepsionice
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To: John Semmens

I go to the gym at the Little Creek naval base, they offer group exerice classes. One of the ladies in our class is from Denmark, her husband is assigned here as an exchange officer. His assignment is up and they’re due to move back to Denmark in July.

She said that they’d prefer to stay here in the US as it’s “safer” and that “ bad things” are happening in Europe.


4 posted on 04/30/2016 2:55:45 AM PDT by csvset ( Illegitimi non carborundum)
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To: pepsionice

“I’m amazed that migrants and immigrant think it’s such a swell place, because they tax the heck out of everything”

Our own taxes don’t bother many of our immigrants because they part of the underground economy; I’ve bought cigarettes without any tax stamp and in some cases, with labels in foreign languages (I’ve seen Cyrillic and Chinese on packs). Politicians who think any of them are here to contribute anything at all are crazy.


5 posted on 04/30/2016 5:36:05 AM PDT by kearnyirish2 (Affirmative action is economic warfare against white males (and therefore white families).)
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