“Smear some poison ivy juice all over the signs.”
You probably know know that I have been advocating this for several years. Do it, and watch your neighbors for signs of Calamine Lotion. Caught my neighbor’s kid that way! “Hey Joe! Where did you get that nasty poison Ivy”
Are you the freeper who put poison ivy juice on your signs a couple of years ago after someone was stealing them? Wasn’t he the kid who mowed your lawn?
Tell us about it again! It was a great story.