Posted on 04/13/2016 8:23:34 AM PDT by John Semmens
Calling GOP presidential candidate Donald Trump "an appalling choice," President Barack Obama promised a frightened nation that "I will do whatever I can to prevent this man from succeeding me as president."
The President didn't rule out "any extraordinary, extra-legal actions that might be needed. Hopefully, it won't come to that. I trust that American voters will opt to continue the progress I've made by electing Secretary Clinton in November. But rest assured, I will not shy away from doing what it takes to keep Mr. Trump out of the Oval Office."
Meanwhile, Obama's preferred successor sought to differentiate herself from her Democratic presidential rival Sen. Bernie Sanders (Vt) by promising to "order all employers to boost the pay of women to equal that of men." Not to be outdone, Sanders said he would "order all employers to raise all employees' wages—men and women alike. The capitalists have expropriated the labor surplus for too long. As president, I will ensure that all profits are converted into higher wages across the board."
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Probably signalling that “No one will succeed him” as he will remain dictator for life.
Great news! Obama is never right on his picks. Go Trump!
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