Posted on 04/11/2016 11:02:17 AM PDT by John Semmens
In a surprising move said to be aimed at undermining contentions that she is being afforded special treatment, Democratic presidential contender, former Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton demanded that “everyone who violates the law anywhere should be held accountable.”
Campaign manager Robby Mook argued that “this will take the wind out of the sails of those in the GOP who maintain that Hillary sees herself as above the law. By insisting that everyone who violates the law must be prosecuted, the absence of any prosecution from the Department of Justice will stand as a total vindication of her innocence. In simple terms, no prosecution means no guilt.”
Sanders’ campaign manager Jeff Weaver called the move “a stunt. This whole unsecured email scandal is like a magician’s misdirection. Clinton’s real crime is her conspiracy with Wall Street bankers to prevent the people from overthrowing their capitalist oppressors. That is what she’ll be prosecuted for and punished under a Sanders Administration.”
In related news, the Clinton campaign used “white noise” to block reporters from hearing her speech to a gathering of mega-donors in Colorado. Mook explained that “the going rate to hear Hillary Clinton speak is a minimum of $250,000 per hour. If the members of the media want in, they have to ‘pony up.’”
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John!
Accuracy Alert!
“the going rate to hear Hillary Clinton speak is a minimum of $250,000 per hour.”
It’s a minimum of $250,000 PER SPEECH.....typically 10 minutes!!!!
‘scuse me, while I barf...
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