[ghosthost]

There is an old saying when something is built slipshod with poor quality-- "It'll fall apart faster than a Chinese motorcycle." Apparently, their entire army is one big motorcycle.

Go Uncle Sam. God, he's good.

[ifinnegan]

I'm sure the ChiCom army will be quite able to massacre more unarmed civilians when they want to. They are good at that. But what does that ad gave to do with thus article. Nothing. 笨蛋。

[nevergore]

Never underestimate the Chinese....

[proxy_user]

Among the great traditions of the Chinese army: Half the soldiers don’t really exist, so their officers can collect their pay.

This caused a lot of difficulty when they had to fight full-strength Japanese regiments.

[Maceman]

Well, I’m getting the idea that nowadays the U.S.military spends 40% of its time being educated about diversity.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

China has 100,000,000 more men than women.

They have to give them something to do.

[Traveler59]

Don’t underestimate the power of good morale. Xerxes did this at Thermopylae in the battle with King Leonidas and it cost him dearly.

[blueunicorn6]

“Spider tanks”?

Nobody said nothin’ ‘bout no dang spider tanks!

Does it shoot string out its behind like Joy Behar?

[Olog-hai]

All warfare is based on deception. Hence, when able to attack, we must seem unable; when using our forces, we must seem inactive; when we are near, we must make the enemy believe we are far away; when far away, we must make him believe we are near. Hold out baits to entice the enemy. Feign disorder, and crush him. …

— The Art Of War, I:18-20

Still required reading in the PLA, IINM.

[jospehm20]

It’s not like out military doesn’t waste massive amounts of time on hexual harassment, racial equality and other PC training.

[StoneWall Brigade]

Ping for your interest.

[SkyPilot]

The Book of Revelation says that an army "from the east" will field 200 million soldiers.

Even the Antichrist will fear this army.

If there were 200 million troops fielding slingshots, you still have to deal with one helluva problem.

[Talisker]

Chinese spider tank:

[Bubba_Leroy]

Locusts are not very powerful.

They are a real problem though when there are millions of them swarming at once.

[RayChuang88]

If this is bad, what do have to say about the military of North Korea?

The DPRK military may have a large, standing army, but there may not be enough ammunition to arm them. And the DPRK Army may not even have enough logistics to arm, let along maintain, the supposed thousands of cannons aimed at Seoul.

[No.6]

Presumably not this spider tank:

[CodeToad]

Anyone thinking the Chinese are morons doesn’t know the Chinese. They are well educated, motivated, and eager to excel. Weapon systems have come a long way for both sides since the Korean war. I don’t think for a second that the average Chinese wants war with the US; trade, yes, but not war. However, there are far more Chinese that can wage war than there are US citizens. Logistics is a pain. We could sink any troops carriers, but let’s not discount the Chinese.

[SeeSharp]

...with 2.3 million people

So it's almost as big as the British National Health Service.

[Lazamataz]

I like informational videos. This is not one.

[11th Commandment]

China Uncensored is an awesome site. Chappell has a video on Military fails which is filled grenade training mishaps

[BigEdLB]

Also has use as a commercial for a local dentist. A bunch of cute women with white teeth

Chinese Patriotic song on youtube, came up on google search.