Posted on 03/26/2016 9:09:25 AM PDT by John Semmens
The latest Islamic atrocity entailing the bombing of an airport and train station in Belgium has inspired US President Barack Obama to launch what is being called a "taunting offensive" against the Islamic State.
"We will beat them by saying 'you are not strong, you are weak,'" Obama said. The President praised his own behavior as a model for all Americans to follow. "Rather than ranting in rage and threatening them with retaliation as the GOP candidates currently campaigning for president did, I mocked the terrorists by going to a baseball game with Cuban President Raul Castro and tangoing in Argentina."
While others have expressed alarm that there are an estimated 400 jihadis ready to launch suicide attacks in Europe, President Obama professed to be "reassured by the mathematics. There are over 700 million Europeans. Even if each suicide bomber killed 100 they would barely make a dent while totally depleting their entire corps of attackers. Such impotence has got to be galling for the leaders of these enemies of civilization."
In related news, Secretary of State John Kerry announced that his Department "will be financing a television drama series that depicts the inhumanity and futility of terrorism." The TV show is targeted for teenage viewers residing in Afghanistan. "We're going to counter the glamour of blowing oneself up for Allah with more socially uplifting themes like respect for gay rights, transgenderism, and wealth redistribution. It will show young people that they don't have to die to reach paradise. They can build it right here on Earth."
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“I know you are but what am I?”.....yeah that’ll work.../s
Yes indeed. Dorkbama the Muslim farts in their general direction.
Bambi Hussein should draw and publish a cartoon of Mad Mo’ as a poopy head. THAT would fix ‘em.
Tango,Mr.Baghdadi?
If we keep pretending they’re not there they lose. I think. I’m not sure exactly what happens to us all the while they’re not winning.
I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! Now go away or I shall taunt you a second time!
dang it, you beat me to it!
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