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Hillary Paid a Salary by Campaign [semi-satire]
Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 6 Mar 2016 | John Semmens

Posted on 03/06/2016 2:13:16 PM PST by John Semmens

Federal campaign finance records reveal that presidential candidate Hillary Clinton has been drawing a salary from campaign funds. To-date, the amounts paid have exceeded $250,000 since April of 2015.

Campaign manager Robbie Mook defended the payments as "a bargain. Normally, Hillary would receive $250,000 for a single speech. That the campaign has gotten hundreds of speeches from the candidate for the price of one has to be the greatest return on contributors' investment ever seen from a candidate."

"Campaigning is hard work," Mook continued. "She's put in more hours on it than she ever did as Secretary of State. Surely, she merits the pittance she has been compensated thus far."

In related news, the Federal Election Commission has charged Sen. Bernie Sanders' presidential campaign with violating campaign finance laws. In a letter sent to the candidate the FEC cited over 3,000 "excessive, prohibited and impermissible contributions." FRC Chairman Matthew Petersen dismissed contentions that others, including current President Barack Obama and rival Democratic presidential candidate Hillary Clinton engaged in similar violations, labeling it "irrelevant. Two wrongs don't make a right. We've got to draw a line somewhere, sometime. We're drawing it here and now."

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://www.gopbriefingroom.com/index.php?topic=197402.0


TOPICS: Government; Politics
KEYWORDS: clinton; greed; sanders; satire

1 posted on 03/06/2016 2:13:16 PM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho1aqqiGReg


2 posted on 03/06/2016 2:14:43 PM PST by HarleyLady27 ('THE FORCE AWAKENS!!!' Trump; Trump; Trump; Trump; 100%)
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A way to really rack up the funds would be to make Robo calls and charge those that receive the calls several hundreds for the privilege to listen to Hildabeast.
3 posted on 03/06/2016 2:16:15 PM PST by mountainlion (Live well for those that did not make it back.)
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I wonder if a salary is being paid to Chelsea & Bill and Huma and....?


4 posted on 03/06/2016 2:22:59 PM PST by proudpapa (Cruz or Lose!)
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To: mountainlion

Great idea....and another bundle could be made by ex-pres Bill sitting at a replica of the Oval Office desk.

Donors would be allowed to kneel under the desk for a specific time...depending on the size of the donation.


5 posted on 03/06/2016 2:28:03 PM PST by Liz (SAFE PLACE? A liberal's mind. Nothing's there. Nothing can penetrate it.)
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6 posted on 03/06/2016 3:01:36 PM PST by Slyfox (Ted Cruz does not need the presidency - the presidency needs Ted Cruz)
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To: Slyfox

Looks like Hill is practicing one of Monica’s old techniques in that pic.


7 posted on 03/06/2016 3:07:18 PM PST by SoCal Pubbie
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