Why do all these women look like they should be sniffing luggage at LAX?
Posted on 02/22/2016 9:54:34 AM PST by John Semmens
Kentucky State Representative Mary Lou Marzian (D-Louisville) has introduced legislation (HB396) that would impose tighter restrictions on the availability of Viagra. If passed, the law would limit Viagra availability to married men who have their spouse's written permission.
"Right now erectile dysfunction is a woman's first line of defense against rape," Marzian declared. "We should not tear down this barrier willy-nilly by allowing any man who can get a doctor to write him a prescription have this drug. Ideally, we should put something in the water that negates every man's capability to get an erection. This would practically eliminate the crime of rape. By restricting access to drugs that treat erectile dysfunction in such a way that women decide who gets it we turn control over to the half of the population that must bear a disproportional share of the consequences of sexual intercourse."
Marzian cast her bill as "a countermeasure to offset the burdens placed on women by laws restricting access to abortions. If we pass laws that infringe on a woman's right to control her body, why shouldn't we pass laws that similarly infringe on a man's rights?"
The Representative also claimed her bill "will protect men from the bad consequences of their own animal urges. Men with ED are less likely to get sexually transmitted diseases. Men unable to sexually perform will have time for more worthy pursuits like earning more money to buy their wives nicer gifts or to pay higher taxes for more social services. Finally, the scourge of excessive population growth can be abated."
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The FDA recently made it illegal for Doctors to prescribe Viagra to attorneys...apparently it just makes them taller.
Yes. And we should have Viagra Free Zones too.
And their noses longer....
Why do all these women look like they should be sniffing luggage at LAX?
They’ve made it a female issue. Too funny.
I hear Big Pharma is putting out a nasal spray for genital-sniffers like the Planned Parenthood types.
P/Phood has had to contend with genitalia in the classroom and in their abortion chambers and in their clinics.
Sniffing other people/s genitals to make sure women are dammed up and protected from harmful sperm is a dire occupational hazard.
The spray, if used correctly, will ward off STD/s of the nasal passages.
"A vote for me is a vote for a Fully-Fornicating Society.
I pledge full funding of my Enhanced Penis Program.
To trans-types who don't want it, the federal govt will take it off your hands."
Granny abuse is an American’s God-given right! /sarc
I hate the Democrats so bad! I almost Had the as much as the Republicans. I know many Freepers will argue with me on this one but at least the Democrats are honest in their love of despotism while the Republicans lie to your face and do the same as the Democrats.
Without viagra Bernie wouldn’t be able to stand up straight.
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