You will probably try to claim that you weren't in Dallas that day. But the absence of evidence is a dead giveaway. How have you stayed under the radar screen all these years?
Who says he's stayed under the radar? I've had my eye on him for decades.
And there are others ...
How did you catch on??? No, I was NOT mowing the grassy knoll...That was....uhhhh....someone else....
LOL...sort of...
My sister was at home that day and watched the breaking news. I was in elementary school and heard about it on the speaker system and then the teachers crying.
I was sick that day and off from school. Maybe the two of us were involved in the conspiracy. Rode our bikes to Dallas. I was only a few hundred miles from there so it would have taken less than a week to get there. :-)