Jeb Bush: You’d better believe I’d go back in time and kill baby Hitler

Hot Air ^ | November 9, 2015 | Allahpundit

[Doomonyou]

Try MoHammed first.

[Dick Bachert]

Too bad Jebbie wasn't around in '45 when he might have done the world a REAL SERVICE.

A just discovered little known fact may help to explain Hillary Clinton's aggressive and domineering personality: She is, in fact, Adolph Hitler's long lost daughter.

7 months before her April 30th, 1945 suicide with Adolph in the Berlin bunker, Eva Braun gave birth to little "Hildegard" Shickelgruber and arranged to have the baby smuggled across Allied lines to France. In France, the child was delivered to a kind-hearted ship's captain. Upon landing in New Orleans, the captain personally carried the infant to the home of Eva's second cousin, Dorte Dittlemann, in Stuttgart, Arkansas.

Psychologists theorize that Hillary’s intense dislike of -- indeed, hatred for – military personnel spring from the failure of the German military of her daddy’s Third Reich – in particular Obergruppenführer Steiner – during those final days in Berlin.

That hatred manifested itself in such bizarre ways as:

demeaning Marines in their dress blues by requiring them to serve as waiters during numerous White House dinners;

yelling at uniform personnel in the White House if, for example, they failed to open doors for her as quickly as she thought necessary;

making loud, sarcastic remarks to uniformed – and non-uniformed – Secret Service personnel assigned to her security detail in the White House and in other public settings;

admonishing her daughter to NOT be civil to these same security and other personnel. Her daughter, who apparently did not inherit her mother’s highly unpleasant persona, refused to comply and was generally decent to those her mother despises.

Please TRY to remember this as she lines up her mind-numbed minions for a run at the White House. Ask yourself if this INCREDIBLY UNPLEASANT woman ought to be Commander-in-Chief of the same military she so clearly detests??

All of that said, she DOES have a special talent that will allow her to keep her ample body and soul (assuming she has one) together. See the link below for THE HOLIDAY GIFT (opps, almost said “Christmas”) that will keep on giving for many years.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_zCpQZ-H94

(WORTH COPYING AND PASTING IF LINK NOT HYPER)

[Enlightened1]

1) What a dumb question?

2) Jeb is still an idiot for answering it.

[Peter ODonnell]

Sure, and he could take Carson along, after they get rid of baby Hitler, they could go back to ancient Egypt and check out that theory Ben has about the pyramids, and while they’re at it, let Bammie know if Mohammed was real or not.

[catfish1957]

On a positive note, this little gaffe ought to finish Jebbie off.

[hal ogen]

The BIG questions for jebbie are “would you go back in time and kill baby mohammed?” and “would you kill your self?” and “would you consider your self a murderer in either of these scenarios?”

[catfish1957]

Too bad the interviewer didn’t ask him how often he masturbates. He’d probably had answered that one too.

[Marcella]

This does it. He can’t think on his feet well enough to be president. He should not have answered this question at all if he didn’t know what to say. To say you would kill a baby makes no sense since no one would know what a baby would be when he grew up. This is the biggest screw up he has made. Thank goodness he is so far down the list he won’t be the candidate.

[is_is]

jeb > God

/sarcasm