Jeb Bush: You’d better believe I’d go back in time and kill baby Hitler

Hot Air ^ | November 9, 2015 | Allahpundit

[COBOL2Java]

Well he killed Teri Schiavo so there’s no reason to doubt him really.

[snort!]

[MuttTheHoople]

If Obama could go back in time, he’d kill baby Jesus.

[Republican1795.]

Must make his grandfather Prescott turn in his grave though.

[Extremely Extreme Extremist]

What about the space-time continuum? < /Doc >

[Norm Lenhart]

Jeb Bush VS Teri Schaivo: The Movie. Potential one liners:

“Nuke her from space. It’s the only way to be sure”

“You won’t be Baaaak”

“Smile you son of a ...”

“If it bleeds, we can kill it”

[VRWC For Truth]

Unless said baby was born in Mehico. Doh!

[dfwgator]

If not Hitler, this guy would have been Fuhrer....

Ernst Thalmann

[Arthur McGowan]

Of course, because the question involves time travel, it’s meaningless. You can’t kill a baby, ever. But in THIS CASE, you know what the baby will do when he grows up.

Thing is, the whole point of Planned Parenthood is to kill BLACK BABIES because everybody “knows” they are going to have miserable lives, and be criminals.

As has been pointed out: Jeb murdered Terri Schiavo, so we know he’s a coward and a killer WITHOUT any hypothetical questions.

[A Formerly Proud Canadian]

Are you speaking of (then) Lieutenant Commander Robert Russell Williams, Jr., of the USS Finback, circa 1944?

[TigersEye]

The TARDIS is boarding right now. Have a nice trip, Jeb!

[2ndDivisionVet]

The tard bus?

[TigersEye]

Yes, the short police box. lol

[redreno]

I’d just except his art school application.

[oblomov]

Would he go back and shoot a youthful version of his own grandfather, Prescott Bush, who funded Hitler?

Bushes get really confused and angry when you throw paradoxes at them.

[John Valentine]

Here is my unsolicited advice to all Presidential candidates: “Do not answer time travel questions. By definition, they are not serious.”

[a fool in paradise]

I saw a new crowdsourced documentary about this...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bS5P_LAqiVg

It makes about as much sense as Jeb Bush’s latest talking point.

[Fightin Whitey]

Baby Hitler would have kicked his schoolmarm ass.

[a fool in paradise]

Kill Hilter in the trenches during WWI.

It wouldn’t be murder and he wouldn’t be a baby.

[Dr. Sivana]

Why not just go back and pay for him to get into art school...

And teach him to speak German with a lisp just in case he strays from the path anyway.

[VitacoreVision]

Jeb Bush, head of the pre-Crime division. Don’t go around murdering babies, Jeb. Silly.