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COOL Things Jeb! Could Be Doing if He Wasn't Forced to Run for President
Reaganite Republican ^ | 26 October 2015 | Reaganite Republican

Posted on 10/26/2015 3:38:13 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican


Jeb! says that he 'could be doing a lot of cool stuff' 
if he wasn't burdened by a hereditary greatness that 
demands he serve Bush-Rove Machine donors...

Like making guacamole in official ($75) Jeb! Guaca-Bowla

Or selling ugly shirts with a pic of himself as a hippy 

Smoking weed

Selling weed

Smuggling coke/heroin

Babbling incoherently on Twitter

Teaching his spoiled, lazy wife to speak English

Boring people to death

He could get a lobotomy just for fun

Finally do something about that black hand (gangrene?)

Maybe sit around saying stupid things...

Or just catch-up on quality time with La Familia...

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TOPICS: Conspiracy; Government; History; Politics
KEYWORDS: bush; donors; rove; trump
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1 posted on 10/26/2015 3:38:13 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: Reaganite Republican

Full time docent at the bush presidential libraries


2 posted on 10/26/2015 3:41:45 AM PDT by teeman8r (Armageddon won't be pretty, but it's not like it's the end of the world.)
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To: AdvisorB; ken5050; sten; paythefiddler; gattaca; bayliving; SeminoleCounty; chesley; Vendome; ...

***PING***


3 posted on 10/26/2015 3:42:11 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: Reaganite Republican

Jeb could bend and stretch, reach for the sky, stand on tippy toes oh so high!


4 posted on 10/26/2015 3:43:17 AM PDT by Boardwalk
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To: Reaganite Republican

He should run for President of Mexico. Then he could REALLY stick it to the U.S. taxpayers.


5 posted on 10/26/2015 3:49:17 AM PDT by The Ghost of FReepers Past (Woe unto them that call evil good, and good evil; that put darkness for light..... Isaiah 5:20)
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To: Reaganite Republican

Gee...the Breitbart link about Columba’s poor English language skills has a further link to a youtube video that has been removed.

Guess some of Bush money went to sweeping up the really goofy stuff.


6 posted on 10/26/2015 3:54:26 AM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Covenantor

You better watch out or Jeb will get his big brother to kick your butt!


7 posted on 10/26/2015 3:58:37 AM PDT by Boardwalk
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To: Reaganite Republican

LMAO... Oh, perfect...this needs to go VIRAL!


8 posted on 10/26/2015 3:59:05 AM PDT by Caipirabob (Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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To: Covenantor

How can she live in this country THIRTY YEARS married to FLA governor... and she STILL doesn’t speak proper English, nowhere near it apparently


9 posted on 10/26/2015 4:16:13 AM PDT by Reaganite Republican
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To: Reaganite Republican

Short order cook in a Mexican Taqueria.


10 posted on 10/26/2015 4:19:33 AM PDT by wetgundog ("Extremism in the Defense of Liberty is No Vice" -AuH2O)
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To: Reaganite Republican

This may become a popular meme, Cool Things Jeb! Could be doing besides wasting time trying to be President.


11 posted on 10/26/2015 4:29:19 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: teeman8r

Now there’s a career that sounds like a ton of fun.


12 posted on 10/26/2015 4:31:33 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: Reaganite Republican

If Jeb has someone smart working for him, they would parlay this faux pas into something fun and benign, maybe even beneficial.


13 posted on 10/26/2015 4:34:43 AM PDT by lee martell
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To: The Ghost of FReepers Past
Jebito should run for President of Mexico.
Then he could REALLY stick it to US taxpayers.

OMG---that IS funny.

14 posted on 10/26/2015 4:44:12 AM PDT by Liz
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To: Reaganite Republican

Jeb could be speaking espanol!


15 posted on 10/26/2015 4:49:04 AM PDT by The_Media_never_lie (The Democrat debate was audtiton to see who would wear the American jackboot. Ted Cruz)
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How can she live in this country THIRTY YEARS married to FLA governor... and she STILL doesn’t speak proper English, nowhere near it apparently

Actually more than forty years, they were married in 1974. She was unable to speak English at her wedding so part of the ceremony was conducted in Spanish. This after consorting with !Jeb for four years having met him when he was teaching English as a second language on his summer do-good ticket punching tour.

There is little know about her education beyond a terse statement that she attended a private Catholic school without mention of level of achievement. Allegedly, she was sixteen when she met Jeb, though like Obama, no birth certificate is in evidence. It's doubtful that she finished at a high school level.

Having grabbed her gold ticket by marrying a silly rich gringo who spoke only Spanish to her she has had little incentive to learn her husband's cradle tongue. He, on the other hand, has so identified with her nationality that he identified himself as hispanic on his most recent voter registration form. This was followed by a chiding tweet by son George may have been a political set up to garner votes, but it does show his alienation from his American roots.

16 posted on 10/26/2015 4:50:14 AM PDT by Covenantor ("Men are ruled-...by liars who refuse them news, and by fools who cannot govern." Chesterton)
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To: Reaganite Republican

His wife can’t speak English?!?


17 posted on 10/26/2015 4:56:58 AM PDT by luvbach1 (We are finished. It will just take a while before everyone realizes it.)
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To: Reaganite Republican
How can she live in this country THIRTY YEARS married to FLA governor... and she STILL doesn’t speak proper English, nowhere near it apparently.

Jebbie obviously is the enabler by always speaking Spanish to her.

18 posted on 10/26/2015 4:58:24 AM PDT by luvbach1 (We are finished. It will just take a while before everyone realizes it.)
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To: Reaganite Republican
Let's not be so negative guys.

Jebito's candidacy has had a positive effect in several areas:

<><> believing Karl Rove that "he didn't need them" advanced the cause of conservative Americans;

<><> Jebbie's inane mouthings put GOPeers on the path to nowhere;

<><> "distancing" himself from 41/42 has muddied the Bush family name;

<><> "an act of love" is now the battle-cry AGAINST amnesty.

19 posted on 10/26/2015 5:00:29 AM PDT by Liz
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“At the age of 17, Bush taught English as a second language and assisted in the building of a school in Ibarrilla, a small village outside of León, Guanajuato, Mexico,[12] as part of Andover’s student exchange summer program.[13] While in Mexico, he met his future wife, Columba Garnica Gallo.[13][14]”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jeb_Bush#Early_life_and_education


20 posted on 10/26/2015 5:02:23 AM PDT by ETL (Ted Cruz 2016!! -- For a better and safer America)
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