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Sarcastic Definition of the Day: Shart
American Irony ^
| 10-14-15
| The Looking Spoon
Posted on 10/14/2015 9:49:27 AM PDT by The Looking Spoon
TOPICS: Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: heart; sarcasm; shart; socialist
To: The Looking Spoon
Oh this should be good...
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posted on
10/14/2015 9:52:06 AM PDT
by
envisio
(I ain't here long... I'm out of napalm and .22 bullets.)
To: The Looking Spoon
Hey, wait til you get to be my age, sharting is a part of life! Messy though.....
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posted on
10/14/2015 9:58:25 AM PDT
by
PROCON
(A proud CRUZader.)
To: PROCON
Sorry I have to tie it to socialism...I know that’s a crappy thing to do.
To: The Looking Spoon
Shart: 0bama leakage...like the old Olestra-cooked potato chips had that “May cause anal leakage” warning on their packages back in the mid 80’s.
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posted on
10/14/2015 9:59:58 AM PDT
by
W.
(I piss on the militant muslims & their horrid koran! GTFO of my America!)
To: The Looking Spoon
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posted on
10/14/2015 10:01:17 AM PDT
by
PROCON
(A proud CRUZader.)
To: The Looking Spoon
Shart = how Utah Marmons say ‘short’.
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posted on
10/14/2015 10:02:27 AM PDT
by
Migraine
(Diversity is great -- until it happens to YOU.)
To: The Looking Spoon
OMG, I’m a socialist because of my flatulence contents :-(
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posted on
10/14/2015 10:03:38 AM PDT
by
PROCON
(A proud CRUZader.)
To: envisio
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posted on
10/14/2015 10:05:43 AM PDT
by
Responsibility2nd
(With Great Freedom comes Great Responsibility)
To: The Looking Spoon
The term came to prominence via Al Roker, when he delved into TMI territory, explaining how he sharted in the White House before interviewing 0bama.
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posted on
10/14/2015 10:14:16 AM PDT
by
YourAdHere
(I just took a huge Obama.)
To: The Looking Spoon
To: The Looking Spoon
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posted on
10/14/2015 11:18:23 AM PDT
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: all armed conservatives.)
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