Sarcastic Definition of the Day: Zoo

American Irony ^ | 9-28-15 | The Looking Spoon

[cloudmountain]

I hate zoos. I didn't as a girl but do now.

We did have a chance to visit game preserves in Kenya. We went to nine of them. THAT is where the zoo animals belong. That is where I learned to hate zoos.

San Diego has the least inhumane "zoo." Would that all "zoos" here could be like that.

[Travis T. OJustice]

I like zoos. It give so many an opportunity to see cool critters that can’t afford a dozen safari’s.

[cloudmountain]

I like zoos. It give so many an opportunity to see cool critters that can’t afford a dozen safari’s.

What you say is true.

I can't BEAR to see the lions and elephants...such creatures penned up in cages, being fed like babies. The other animals don't bother me so much, but to see those two species....

[LonePalm]

There is a big difference between Yankee zoos and Southern zoos.

Yankee zoos have a plaque with the animal's name in English and then, below it, in Latin.

Southern zoos have a plaque the animal's name in English and then, below it, a recipe.

"Ceterum censeo 0bama esse delendam."

'La bonne cuisine est la base du véritable bonheur.' - Auguste Escoffier
(Good food is the foundation of genuine happiness.)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)

[knittnmom]

lol!

[NoCmpromiz]

..a plaque the animal's name in English and then, below it, a recipe.

Something like this..

Common ostrich (Struthio Camelus)

Ostrich Steaks with Calvados Sauce

[cloudmountain]

Lol. GOOD one.