Posted on 05/19/2015 7:40:54 AM PDT by rickmichaels
SBD = Silent, but deadly.
I give zero thought to dominating and repressing women. These feminists spend their entire lives fighting me, yet I appear to be winning.
Wouldn’t this quantify me as naturally superior?
I have heard it the other way...not sure that it is the other way....if a man farts in the presence of a woman, it is sexual harrassment.
I don’t know that any court has agreed but the claim (by a Human Resources Officer) has been made.
A dutch oven can be.
Okay, who wants some chili?
An anarchist arguing for a law against farting.
Who’d she sleep with to get that sheepskin?
I farted rather loudly at a dinner party once. The gentleman across from me said “How dare you fart before my wife” I said “Gee, I didn’t know we were taking turns”.
ping
#fartrape while #manspreading should be a crime punishable by castration!
Well, it is true that women are pressured to not fart loudly, but in my experience what this has done is to cause women to quietly mine elevators, empty offices, closets, changing rooms, squishy chair cushions, and what have you. There is considerable merit in learning how to meet societal challenges by becoming stealthier and better able to think a couple of steps ahead. It is my solemn hope that these academics will turn away from the path of denying young women the country over this avenue for personal growth and entertainment ;)
I went to a dinner at my GF’s house to meet her parents YEARS ago. I was nervous and during dinner her dog, Fluffy came up to me and was begging for food. I had to fart so bad, I kinda raised up on one cheek and let it go. The mother said “Fluffy!” I thought Thank you God! They think the mutt did it. A little while later I let another go and Ma said “Fluffy! Get over here!!” Before dinner was over I really let one go and the mother said “Fluffy! Get over here before he shits on you!!!”
This is all fables and nonsense. The actual fact is, a hygienically astute man’s bottom is far cleaner than a hygienically astute woman’s bottom. The whole point of the false male female fart dichotomy is to give the ladies a way out of the very real and awkward hygiene dichotomy.
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