To: Gaffer
Sugar - cancer. Sugar - okay decades later. Sugar now causes global warming. Eggs - good, then bad, then good, now yolks are bad - future baby chickens bad apparently too. Bacon - good, bad and now unaffordable. DDT bad - still bad, it works too well and saves too many third world lives - bad. Alar - bad because of protections for Japanese apple growers - probably now morphed into some other insecticide not so name-tainted. Gluten - what the hell? Wheat belly, jelly-nelly who knows?
Sh!t There’s probably a Billy Joel song in here somewhere.
3 posted on
05/14/2015 9:19:34 AM PDT by
Gaffer
To: Gaffer
We Didn’t Start the Fire..........lyrics need updating.............
7 posted on
05/14/2015 9:23:49 AM PDT by
Red Badger
(Man builds a ship in a bottle. God builds a universe in the palm of His hand.............)
To: Gaffer
Alar - bad because of protections for Japanese apple growers
Oh, yes I know alar is bad. Wanna know why I know alar is bad? Because Merryl Streep testified before a Senate subcommittee where she said it's bad. After all, she played a farmer's wife in a movie, she's very well qualified in this area. /s
8 posted on
05/14/2015 9:26:53 AM PDT by
Impala64ssa
(You call me an islamophobe like it's a bad thing.)
To: Gaffer
Bacon - good, bad and now unaffordable. DDT bad - still bad, it works too well and saves too many third world lives - bad. Alar - bad because of protections for Japanese apple growers - probably now morphed into some other insecticide not so name-tainted. Gluten - what the hell? Wheat belly, jelly-nelly who knows? Sounds like you're channelling Bob Dylan's Subterranean Homesick Blues
14 posted on
05/14/2015 9:59:13 AM PDT by
Flick Lives
("I can't believe it's not Fascism!")
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