[jsanders2001]

Good stuff...: )

[sickoflibs]

Not bad

[PROCON]

Too true.

[EagleUSA]

A great start, but the list can go on and on....

[bluejean]

And if all that incompetent, idiotic control-freak crap isn’t enough, don’t despair! They’re never satisfied with the amount of detail tyranny they have over your life. Next up: heat, water, food and toilet paper rationing. Hillary is waiting in the wings to assume her much-deserved role as BIC. Utopia is surely just around the corner. One more lib Pres and we’ll be at the pinnacle of evolutionary progress. That’s why they call themselves “progressives”.

[Up Yours Marxists]

“I vote Democrat because I worship my one and only true god and savior, the Dark Lord, Lucifer.”

[Bob434]

11. I vote democrat because I have a mental illness

12. I vote democrat because I Lost all my morals in a car wreck trying to beat a train to the intersection

13. I vote democrat because I can’t think for myself and I need the government to tell me what to eat, whether to smoke or not, how to dress, what to say, what religion is good, etc etc etc- Thank goodness for democrats because without them I might have to make a decision myself

[Yaelle]

Good list. But #5: we don’t just want our convicted inmates comfortable. We also want them perfectly comfortable with their genders. We want them to have a smorgasbord of gender reassignments to choose from. That is why we pay our taxes.

[dsc]

Thanks for the chuckles. I know just the libtard to infuriate with this. I wonder if his head will actually explode.

[AllAmericanGirl44]

Bkmk

[Larry381]

Why I vote Democrat

I vote Democrat because I believe it’s okay if our federal government borrows $85 Billion every single month.

I vote Democrat because I care about the children … but saddling them with trillions of dollars of debt to pay for my bloated leftist government is okay.

I vote Democrat because I believe it is okay if liberal activist judges rewrite the Constitution to suit some fringe kooks, who would otherwise never get their agenda past the voters.

I vote Democrat because I believe it’s okay if my Nobel Peace Prize winning President uses drones to assassinate people, as long as we don’t use torture.

I vote Democrat because I believe people, who can’t accurately tell us if it will rain on Friday, can predict the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Chevy Volt.

I vote Democrat because I believe a moment of silent prayer at the beginning of the school day constitutes government indoctrination and an intrusion on parental authority ….. but sex education, condom distribution and multiculturalism are all values-neutral.

I vote Democrat because I agonize over threats to the natural environment from CO2, acid rain and toxic waste ….. but I am totally oblivious of the threats to our social environment from pornography, promiscuity and family dissolution.

I vote Democrat because I believe lazy, uneducated stoners should have just as big a say in running our country as entrepreneurs who risk everything and work 70 hours per week.

I vote Democrat because I don’t like guns ….. so no one else should be allowed to own one.

I vote Democrat because I see absolutely no correlation between welfare and the rise of illegitimacy.

I vote Democrat because I see absolutely no correlation between judicial leniency and surging crime rates.

I vote Democrat because I believe you don’t need an ID to vote but you do to buy beer.

I vote Democrat because I believe marriage is obsolete, except for homosexuals.

I vote Democrat because I think AIDS is spread by insufficient funding.

I vote Democrat because I think “fairness” is far more important than freedom.

I vote Democrat because I think an “equal outcome” is far more important than equal opportunity.

I vote democrat because I would rather hide in a class room while others fight for my freedom.

I vote democrat because I’m not smart enough to own a gun and I need someone else to protect me.

I vote democrat because I would rather have free stuff than freedom.

And lastly, I vote Democrat because I’m convinced that government programs are the solution to the human condition, NOT freedom...

[TwelveOfTwenty]

I vote Democrat because I believe that people on welfare shouldn’t have to take drug tests, but the people who earn the money they’re collecting should.

[conservativejoy]

That was so good I printed it! Thanks!

[Ditter]

Excellent!

[broken_arrow1]

Well done!

[combat_boots]

mark

[ealgeone]

You’re advocating why you or why catholics vote democrat??

[Mrs. B.S. Roberts]

ping...(send this to Chuck?- Nah he won’t get it)

[Elsie]

Finally!

A post from a Catholic I can fully agree with!!!

; ^ )