Why I vote Democrat
I vote Democrat because I believe it’s okay if our federal government borrows $85 Billion every single month.
I vote Democrat because I care about the children … but saddling them with trillions of dollars of debt to pay for my bloated leftist government is okay.
I vote Democrat because I believe it is okay if liberal activist judges rewrite the Constitution to suit some fringe kooks, who would otherwise never get their agenda past the voters.
I vote Democrat because I believe it’s okay if my Nobel Peace Prize winning President uses drones to assassinate people, as long as we don’t use torture.
I vote Democrat because I believe people, who can’t accurately tell us if it will rain on Friday, can predict the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don’t start driving a Chevy Volt.
I vote Democrat because I believe a moment of silent prayer at the beginning of the school day constitutes government indoctrination and an intrusion on parental authority ….. but sex education, condom distribution and multiculturalism are all values-neutral.
I vote Democrat because I agonize over threats to the natural environment from CO2, acid rain and toxic waste ….. but I am totally oblivious of the threats to our social environment from pornography, promiscuity and family dissolution.
I vote Democrat because I believe lazy, uneducated stoners should have just as big a say in running our country as entrepreneurs who risk everything and work 70 hours per week.
I vote Democrat because I don’t like guns ….. so no one else should be allowed to own one.
I vote Democrat because I see absolutely no correlation between welfare and the rise of illegitimacy.
I vote Democrat because I see absolutely no correlation between judicial leniency and surging crime rates.
I vote Democrat because I believe you don’t need an ID to vote but you do to buy beer.
I vote Democrat because I believe marriage is obsolete, except for homosexuals.
I vote Democrat because I think AIDS is spread by insufficient funding.
I vote Democrat because I think “fairness” is far more important than freedom.
I vote Democrat because I think an “equal outcome” is far more important than equal opportunity.
I vote democrat because I would rather hide in a class room while others fight for my freedom.
I vote democrat because I’m not smart enough to own a gun and I need someone else to protect me.
I vote democrat because I would rather have free stuff than freedom.
And lastly, I vote Democrat because I’m convinced that government programs are the solution to the human condition, NOT freedom...
Quite a warranted list of things. To which i would add some on the more spiritual side, kind of an antithesis of the 10 commandments, but i use the word Liberal for Democrat, as "liberal" states what every Democrat almost always are.
I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me. (Exodus 20:2-3)
1. I vote Liberal because I believe the First Amendment forbids the government from acknowledging its dependance on God, at least the God of the Bible, or to express gratitude to the same. And which implicitly teaches atheism instead, as no supernatural deity is considered worthy of dependance and gratitude (but witchcraft and Islam are .excepted.)
Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, ...Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them.. (Exodus 20:4-5)
2. I vote Liberal because I believe we are to supplant faith and worship of God by having the masses look to government for its needs ("give us this day of daily...."), and to give thanks by voting in those who spend the money of others in order to supply this largesse (these be thy gods, O America").
Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain; for the Lord will not hold him guiltless that taketh his name in vain. (Exodus 20:7)
3. I vote Liberal because I believe in freedom of speech meaning that no one should be able to criticize the liberal ethos without being penalized or demonized. But which provides freedom to insult the God of the Bible, but not speak against Allah (the enemy of my enemy is my friend), or homosexuality or Climate Change, or against the victim-entitlement mentality, by which my liberal gods gain their position.
Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy. Six days shalt thou labour, and do all thy work...(Exodus 20:8)
4. I vote Liberal because I do not believe schools should close for annual Christian celebrations, unless renamed, but Earth Day should be a national holyday, and May Day, and that all should observe and support Gay Pride parades.
Honour thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long upon the land which the Lord thy God giveth thee. (Exodus 20:12)
5. I vote Liberal because I see Biblical morality as repressive, bigoted, intolerant (unlike us) outdated, and obsolete, versus the new morality in which every man does whatever he thinks is right. Which includes disrespecting parents and authorities if they will not pamper them, or if they dare to discipline them. And despite the fact that this new morality is costing America greatly in lives, souls and money.
Thou shalt not kill [murder]. (Exodus 20:13)
6. I vote Liberal because I believe in killing infants as long as they are not out of the birth canal, thus 1 out of 3 pregnancies being terminated by abortion. And in encouraging contraception as well as and sodomy, while the over 650,000 Americans that are dead because of HIV is mainly because Ronald Reagan did not act fast enough to seek a cure for these innocent victims, but listened to Jerry Falwell.
Thou shalt not commit adultery. (Exodus 20:14)
7. I vote Liberal because I believe in penalizing marriage with economic sanctions. And I also encourage fornication, and encouraging fatherless children who will look to the government for support, and thus elect the liberal elites. I thus scorn the idea that sexual relations are lawful only in marriage, and reject the Biblical definition of marriage, but promote homosexual "marriage" as that is contrary to God's order which i am at war with.
Thou shalt not steal. (Exodus 20:15)
8. I vote Liberal because I believe that no one (except the elite liberal rulers) should enjoy a higher degree of wealth or position due to their efforts, and that the slothful and indolent are victims of this idea of gain due to merit, as are the workers who do not make as much as the owners.
And thus it is the job of good government to rectify this grave injustice thru redistribution of wealth, meaning taking from the wage-earners and owners and giving it to the supporters of the liberals (and the liberal elite as above all) as a reward for sins, such as fornication or union greed. Even the idea of mercy and grace toward the needy is wrong, as it infers they are not owed the same benefits and standard of living as those who earned it, and which are to be obtained by forcing others to support a growing welfare society.
Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour. (Exodus 20:16)
9. I vote Liberal because I love lying, which the liberal elites engage in against conservatives. I believe in calling everyone "racist "who opposes voting for black liberals or giving them reparations, and "homophobic" who oppose homosexual relations.
I love the deception which the liberal leaders propagate and support, from revisionist history history such as Howard Zinn examples, to believing that man is good by nature and thus everything from from child spanking to wars are never necessary, but such things as the alleged crimes of Communism to those of ISIS are because of conservatives seeing things as basically good or evil. I also believe the fantasies of government issue classless wealthy society (except for the liberal elites).
Thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbour's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbour's. (Exodus 20:17)
10. I vote Liberal because I heartily subscribe to the victim-entitlement mentality, in which the poor or those who have less are seduced into always being mindful of their state and into becoming bitter about it, as deserving of the same benefits obtained by the merit of honest labor, and to demand the same as owed to them without having to earn it .