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Top 10 Reasons to Vote Democrat
April 10, 2015

Posted on 04/10/2015 9:41:32 PM PDT by NKP_Vet

TOP 10 REASONS TO VOTE DEMOCRAT

#10. I vote Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my German Shepherd.

#9. I vote Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon at 15% isn't.

#8. I vote Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

#7. I vote Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

#6. I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves. I am also thankful that we have a 911 service that gets police to your home in order to identify your body after a home invasion.

#5. I vote Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive and comfy.

#4. I vote Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits, and we should take away Social Security from those who paid into it.

#3. I vote Democrat because I believe that businesses should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrat Party sees fit.

#2. I vote Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

... And, the #1 reason I vote Democrat is because I think it's better to pay $billions$ for oil to people who hate us, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle, gopher, or fish here in America. We don't care about the beetles, gophers, or fish in those other countries.

"The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits"... Albert Einstein =======================


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To: NKP_Vet

You’re advocating why you or why catholics vote democrat??


21 posted on 04/12/2015 5:46:34 AM PDT by ealgeone
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To: CaptainAmiigaf

ping...(send this to Chuck?- Nah he won’t get it)


22 posted on 04/12/2015 6:30:19 AM PDT by Mrs. B.S. Roberts
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To: daniel1212
Excellent post.
(never forget that this worshiped president actually was the only politician who fought against the Born Alive Act which practically translated meant that he was willing to look the other way at mothers and doctors who allowed newborn babies, outside of the womb, to die with zero medical assistance after birth...he moralized that no mother or doctor would actually do such a thing-see Kermit Gosnell)
23 posted on 04/12/2015 7:24:21 AM PDT by bramps (Go West America!)
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To: bramps
.he moralized that no mother or doctor would actually do such a thing

Which is consistent with the Liberal deception that man is basically good by nature, and only does evil because he is not understood, pampered, placated, or affected by Climate Change, etc.

24 posted on 04/12/2015 11:33:07 AM PDT by daniel1212 (Come to the Lord Jesus as a contrite damned+destitute sinner, trust Him to save you, then live 4 Him)
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To: NKP_Vet

Finally!

A post from a Catholic I can fully agree with!!!

; ^ )


25 posted on 04/12/2015 3:39:37 PM PDT by Elsie (Heck is where people, who don't believe in Gosh, think they are not going...)
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