...and he's tellin' stuff about 'em too.
Posted on 03/28/2015 12:34:48 AM PDT by John Semmens
The Obama Administration has declassified a top secret file disclosing the details of Israel's nuclear weapons program.
Press Secretary Josh Earnest characterized the move as "payback for Netanyahu's deviation from the path laid out for Israel by President Obama. People have got to learn that their actions have consequences. When you defy the world's most powerful man you can't expect to get away unscathed."
Earnest also argued that "it may help level the playing field in the Middle East. Even without nuclear weapons Israel has consistently defeated efforts to annihilate it. By publicly releasing this previously secret information the President hopes it will stimulate Israel's Muslim adversaries to similarly arm themselves."
"Geographically, Israel is a very small country," Earnest observed. "A few dozen well-place nuclear bombs could effectively wipe it off the map. If its neighbors acquire enough such bombs Israel will have no alternative to seeking the protection of the United States' nuclear umbrella. Of course, that will come at the price of complying with the policies the President has determined they must follow."
In related news, a recent poll of Palestinians found that 68% support Hamas' rocket attacks on Israeli civilians. "We can't defeat their army, but if we make life miserable enough with the threat of being blown up an everyday occurrence, maybe they'll see that the only peace to be had is the peace of death or evacuation," said one respondent.
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/173266-2015-03-28-semi-news-semi-satire-march-29-2015-edition.htm
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What is worse, the Obama Regime revealing Israel’s nuclear program or Edward J. Snowden who leaked classified NSA information to the media?
...and he's tellin' stuff about 'em too.
Hey, this isn’t satire..it’s 100% spot on.
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Good job once again. Thank you for the ping.
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