Posted on 01/18/2015 10:02:16 AM PST by bestintxas
—Satire Scorched by a firestorm of universal criticism for his abject failure to stand shoulder to shoulder with scores of world leaders who met in Paris to protest the murder of 17 reporters and others by several radical Islamists, President Obama did what he normally does in such situations: he called his friend, confidante and media advisor, Hugh Betcha Ace Reporter for Stoos Views Media Conglomerate and runner for the Mighty Canada Free Press. Hugh, winner of the 2014 “Most Admired Christian Reporter” award by CAIR and “Caucasian Reporter We Would Most Like to Hang With, 2014” awarded by the Most Reverend Al Sharpton Foundation for the Promotion of Racial Harmony, a reporter respected by both sides of the aisle in Congress, was there, as usual to ask the incisive questions. Well, how do you explain your absence Mr. President, when you purport to be the Leader of the Free World and of a country that has Declared War on Terror? How do you justify your failure to pay homage to the dead in Paris when France was so supportive of your country after 911 and the first to offer his condolences and support?”
“ Well,” replied the President, indignant,” first of all I was there; second there is no War on Terror, it ended that years ago as you might recall. There are no radical Islamist terrorists but only a few misguided individuals—just a handful—who happen to come from Muslim countries and shot some folks which is of course unfortunate. But they are few and far between. Further and thirdly, I stopped at the French Embassy and wrote a nice letter in their book of condolences—which was heart-warming and sincere and I am sure they were touched by my remarks.”
(Excerpt) Read more at canadafreepress.com ...
He stood shoulder-to-transvestite with the Paris marchers?
Hahaha!! The title is funny as it is!
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