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To: Impala64ssa

Seriously, what hags actually watch the view? In my estimation, the audience is split like this

13% butch clam divers who like to hump their cats watching that tub of lard Rosie

17% people who accidentally tuned in and dropped the remote

20% retarded feminists who want to sound more informed than their friends by saying they watch ‘the view’

21% morbidly obese black women who love the bongotastic insanity of Whoopicushion

29% pearl clutching old dustballs who look like they belong in the cast list for The Witches, grew up during the hippy generation and now spend their days decrying institutionalized male privilege.

There are better ‘Views’ to be had hiding below an outhouse and looking up as a giant turd falls into your face.


7 posted on 01/16/2015 9:09:24 PM PST by Viennacon
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To: Viennacon

Honestly, I think you’ve nailed it. LOL.


10 posted on 01/16/2015 9:20:56 PM PST by Obadiah (If the RINOs engineer the 2016 Primary for their guy, I will sit out the General for my guy.)
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To: Viennacon

Best description EVER


14 posted on 01/16/2015 9:27:05 PM PST by bigtoona
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To: Viennacon

I’m not even gonna try. Your review is the last word on this worthless program.


24 posted on 01/16/2015 10:08:29 PM PST by Windflier (To anger a conservative, tell him a lie. To anger a liberal, tell him the truth.)
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To: Viennacon

Now that is a well-crafted post.


33 posted on 01/17/2015 1:24:26 AM PST by Junior_G (Funny how liberals' love affair with Muslims began on 9/11)
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To: Viennacon
17% people who accidentally tuned in and dropped the remote

I won a free oil change at a golf outing at a Monroe Muffler place and while there, the view was on the tv.

I axed the worker to change the channel, he said it was the only one they got {they had rabbit ears with tin foil as antennae}.

It was the only time I saw the show.

Never went back to the Monroe shop.

36 posted on 01/17/2015 4:33:46 AM PST by USS Alaska (Exterminate the terrorist savages, everywhere.)
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To: Viennacon

You are a better reviewer than Siskel & Ebert!


37 posted on 01/17/2015 4:47:21 AM PST by caver (Obama: Home of the Whopper)
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To: Viennacon

Best post ever, LOL!


38 posted on 01/17/2015 5:14:37 AM PST by VTenigma (The Democratic party is the party of the mathematically challenged)
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