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Satire: DOJ Declines to Investigate Emerging Evidence of Vote Fraud
Satire ^ | 1 Nov 2014 | John Semmens

Posted on 11/02/2014 8:19:30 AM PST by John Semmens

Recent reports of non-citizens voting, multiple voter registrations in different states for the same person, ballots cast by dead voters, and voting machines that flip votes from Republicans to Democrats are unworthy of further investigation, says US Attorney General Eric Holder.

“First of all, there could be very good reasons why all of these alleged violations are bogus,” Holder declared. “For example, the notion that non-citizens shouldn’t be allowed to vote is, arguably, a human rights violation. Non-citizens are impacted by government policies. Why shouldn’t they have the right to participate in the selection of those who will make and implement these policies?”

“Likewise, a person may own properties in several states and have a keen interest in policies that can affect the value of these properties in each of these states,” Holder pointed out. “Striking such a person from multiple voter registration rolls would deny him the opportunity to defend his property rights at the ballot box.”

“Finally, everyone agrees that whatever voting irregularities might exist, they can only change outcomes when the voting is pretty evenly split between contenders,” the AG continued. “It’s not like a decisive margin for a particular candidate is going to be undone by any of these controversial voting practices. If voters are virtually split down the middle, I don’t see how it can be judged a serious disenfranchisement if either candidate is the one who ultimately takes office. Given this tiny impact I don’t believe investing effort to try to ferret out so-called cheating would be worthwhile or a good use of taxpayers’ dollars.”

if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...

http://theconservativecitizen.com/2014/11/01/semi-news-a-satire-of-recent-news-101/


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KEYWORDS: democrats; elections; fraud; satire

1 posted on 11/02/2014 8:19:30 AM PST by John Semmens
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To: John Semmens

Investigating all the laws broken by the current administration needs to be a high priority for the next Republican DOJ. Voter fraud should be second priority.

Dems wouldn’t win most elections without lies and voter fraud (look at how Al Franken stole the election bringing him to the Senate).


2 posted on 11/02/2014 8:26:56 AM PST by kevinm13 (Manmade "Global Warming" is a HOAX!)
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To: John Semmens

Why wait for the Justice Department? Do the state Attys General all have to be rats for it to not happen? Demand a FULL recount win or lose in each election. PROSECUTE 2 voters in each state/county so that it sends a message to the others. Of the 2 voters ONE should be black to give them they are being singled out. The other should be WHITE to show them it’s not the case. I tell you: We are taking this sitting down.


3 posted on 11/02/2014 8:28:09 AM PST by DIRTYSECRET (urope. Why do they put up with this.)
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To: John Semmens
no more Conceding a close race... make the RATS PROVE every vote is legit!!!
4 posted on 11/02/2014 8:31:06 AM PST by Chode (Stand UP and Be Counted, or line up and be numbered - *DTOM* -w- NO Pity for the LAZY - 86-44)
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To: John Semmens

“Today we march, tomorrow we vote!” - La Raza and their millions of foreign national illegal aliens.


5 posted on 11/02/2014 8:32:36 AM PST by FlingWingFlyer (Ebola and Enterovirus-D68. Proud members of Viruses Without Borders.)
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To: John Semmens

Satire is wasted these days.


6 posted on 11/02/2014 8:34:38 AM PST by TangoLimaSierra (To win the country back, we need to be as mean as the libs say we are.)
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To: John Semmens

Eric Holder is semi retired like his buddy Barry ,investigate sounds like work , LOL


7 posted on 11/02/2014 8:37:55 AM PST by molson209 (Blank)
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To: John Semmens
the notion that non-citizens shouldn’t be allowed to vote is, arguably, a human rights violation.

The very fact that this was spoken by the outright racist Holder is a prime example of the disgusting value he and his other henchmen have for our constitution. It flies in the face of all logic. That he wasn't impeached at all shows how decadent our country has become.

8 posted on 11/02/2014 8:38:12 AM PST by laweeks
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9 posted on 11/02/2014 8:39:33 AM PST by Dick Bachert (When injustice becomes law, resistance becomes duty. ~ Thomas Jefferson)
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