In real life I bet you’re a great guy, someone who’d anybody would enjoy having a beer with. But this humblegunner character you play on the internet, he’s a tedious pill.
Julio, glad to hear the good news!
All the world's a stage and we are merely players.
I had to fight to get this role, all the good ones were taken.
Tend to that plank in your own eye before going all Optometrist on me.