[humblegunner]

But this humblegunner character you play on the internet, he’s a tedious pill.

All the world's a stage and we are merely players.

I had to fight to get this role, all the good ones were taken.

Tend to that plank in your own eye before going all Optometrist on me.

[two134711]

Oh come on, with your sense of humor I’m sure there’s a role out there that better suits your talents than a one note curmudgeon.

Thanks for worrying about my eyes, though. I always wear eye protection when stuff goes flying, so no planks there. But there’s splinter or two that needs removing by the big guy upstairs, but then we humans all have those.