Er, Sandria, you are about 20 steps ahead of yourself, freakshow.
Posted on 10/02/2014 8:29:47 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
Ideas.
Am I cursing my future children to a life of being social outcasts because mommy wants to feed them green smoothies?
Right now, there are at least a handful of people who I KNOW will never babysit my imaginary, yet-to-be born child. As far as they’re concerned, my baby will be more under wraps than “Blanket” Jackson was. Yes, I want nothing more than to have a full stock of potential babysitters, but sometimes these people—my friends—say things that make me get the Scooby Doo face.
“Your kids ain’t gon have any friends!”
“I’m going to feed your kids McDonald’s when you’re not around.”
“I feel sorry for your children…”(continued)
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Sounds like her kids are going to grow up to be good little liberal Obama voters.
Er, Sandria, you are about 20 steps ahead of yourself, freakshow.
Let her eat kale. I want a box of Ho Hos.
There’s no accounting for taste. Are those hula-hoops?
Having kids will change her mind. I am amazed that the biggest thing on her mind when she thinks of kids, is baby sitters.
Haha. I just read this about 5 minutes ago via hotair and was lol’ing thinking what freepers would do with it.
Seriously kids, on this one, read the whole thing. Whatever guy hooks up with this one is in for one miserable life. Unless it’s pajama boy. That would probably work.
>>>Even if I have to cook steaks for my husband every night, I want to be able to trust that when it’s just him and our child they aren’t running off to McDonald’s together for “our little secret because you know mommy eats funny and hates McDonald’s.” I want to trust him and anyone else our child is with when I’m not around.<<<
Why would any man get married to a nut like her?
She sounds like lots of fun!
Trust me. No one will be wanting to marry you. Problem solved! :)
I knew someone who thought along these lines till she had three kids and a minivan. Something else she would never do. She quit work when her kids were born and stays at home to keep care of the them. She takes the time to prepare healthy meals most of the time but even Micky’Ds is a option sometimes. Usually the grandparents but she has driven though on her own at least once.
I will bet that those ‘glasses’ don’t require an RX.
No, silly. Those are cockatiel play swings!
I know that before we had kids, we had grand plans for how it was going to be.
Problem was, the kids actually showed up and changed the plan.
The bigger the hoop the bigger the ho.
Like the women who say (before the first baby) that they’ll NEVER buy store-bought baby food.
John Hughes did a short piece about women and what they become for the young man contemplating marriage.
I believe the later life evolution of the avant garde young woman was a bizarre old woman, here, one who chows on a lot of fiber.
Has she ever read a book? Like,ya no frum the leibry//
Should have as frm..my bd
Same joke different woman
Q: What do you call the woman who wants the perfect husband?
A: An old maid
She’ll never the guy she is looking for because the only guys that would agree with her won’t want to have children
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