Missouri Governor Demands Vigorous Prosecution

Semi-News/Semi-Satire ^ | 22 Aug 2014 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

Missouri Governor Jay Nixon (D) is saturating the air waves with his demand that Ferguson police officer Darren Wilson be “vigorously prosecuted” for shooting Michael Brown on August 9th.

“We’ve all seen the Hell this community has gone through since the shooting,” Nixon recounted. “The Black citizens will burn down the entire town if we don’t give them the justice they want.”

The Governor brushed aside the possibility that the shooting might be justifiable self-defense. “Sure we could spend a lot of time and effort trying to determine whether Brown brought this on himself by attacking Wilson,” Nixon said. “Maybe Wilson feared for his life. Maybe he felt he had no alternative. But what I’m saying here is that now we have no alternative if we want to preserve the peace.”

“Cooler heads need to come to grips with what must be done,” Nixon continued. “If Wilson goes free there’ll be more trouble. More people could be hurt. More businesses could be wrecked. Police officers take an oath to serve and protect. Right now, the best way for Wilson to fulfill his oath is to accept responsibility and do his time. If he won’t do that voluntarily it is up to us to see that he does. Sacrificing one to save many is the kind of hard choice that the voters of this state elected me to make.”

Nixon’s perspective was bolstered by Al Sharpton’s assertion that rioters who appropriated merchandise without paying for it were “liberators” rather than “looters.” “No amount that the white man pays could adequately compensate us for the 300 years of slavery and 450 years of racial discrimination the Black man in America has had to suffer,” Sharpton claimed. “It isn’t stealing when you reclaim what is rightfully yours.”

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[fhayek]

You hit more home runs than Babe Ruth.

[Flintlock]

Lynch mob here..........

LYNCH MOBB HEEEYA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Getchyer LYNCH MOBBB RIIIIGHT HEEEYA!!!!!!

[vetvetdoug]

I wonder if this governor represents the majority of the people in Missouri? If he does then that state is going the way of Maryland, New Jersey, New York, Illinois and California.

[grania]

Nobody's commented on my logical solution. This wise governor of Missouri, since he thinks white police in black communities enforcing law and order, should be prosecuted should follow through. Declare that all black officers employed in predominantly white communities be transferred to Ferguson and other predominantly black communities. Then, these communities can have police officers who understand them and white communities can have those police officers who provide law and order.

Glad to help. <^..^>

[Liz]

Man, oh man, this was priceless.

Gov Nixon’s perspective was bolstered by Al Sharpton’s assertion that rioters who appropriated merchandise without paying for it were “liberators” rather than “looters.”

“No amount that the white man pays could adequately compensate us for the 300 years of slavery and 450 years of racial discrimination the Black man in America has had to suffer,” Sharpton claimed. “It isn’t stealing when you reclaim what is rightfully yours.”

[Old Retired Army Guy]

Well, I guess Nixon wants to drag Wilson out of his house and have a Public Hanging to ensure the looters and rioters don’t go on the rampage again. How did this boob ever get elected Governor?

[Liz]

OBAMA WEIGHS IN:

[Old Yeller]

Missouri should bein a recall on this clown.

[eeriegeno]

Nixon said. “Maybe Wilson feared for his life. Maybe he felt he had no alternative. But what I’m saying here is that now we have no alternative if we want to preserve the peace.”

This clown needs to be impeached.

How much more damage do these democrats need to cause before enough is enough????

[usconservative]

Satire my behind.

[dynachrome]

As usual, you are able to channel what these libtards really think. Good job!

(and in real life, it would not surprise me if the gov. doesn’t try to sacrifice the police officer “for the greater good”)

[the_daug]

You can not appease the mob they only want more.

Pro 6:18 An heart that deviseth wicked imaginations, feet that be swift in running to mischief,
Pro 6:19 A false witness that speaketh lies, and

[Raycpa]

Maybe he felt he had no alternative. But what I’m saying here is that now we have no alternative if we want to preserve the peace.” This was the argument given to Pontius Pilate by the Jewish leaders to have Jesus crucified.

[Lionheartusa1]

,,,,,, a getta’ rope mentality from jump street . Blacks treat each other worse than any other group in this country . It’s all about divide and conquer ,,, with only 2 yrs. left in his agenda what’s left to fulfill but the riots ???

[Lionheartusa1]

,,,,,, a getta’ rope mentality from jump street . Blacks treat each other worse than any other group in this country . It’s all about divide and conquer ,,, with only 2 yrs. left in his agenda what’s left to fulfill but the riots ???

[GoldenPup]

Missouri Governor Jay Nixon (D) is saturating the air waves with his demand that Ferguson police officer Darren Wilson be “vigorously prosecuted”

This guy, Nixon, is a full-blown, 24 caret, mega-idiot. Democrat, of course. Vote whore, of course. Not qualified for his job, of course. Where so these functional neandrathals come from? Obviously, the "bottom of the barrel"!

[kanawa]

It was a slip of the tongue.
He meant to say persecuted not prosecuted

[Theodore R.]

I suspect there is much MO support to lynch the officer. Maybe we can “show them” the error of their ways, but I wonder.

[Theodore R.]

“Bottom of the barrel” and endorsed multiple times by the illiterate of MO, who can’t be “shown” otherwise.