Posted on 07/13/2014 12:48:51 PM PDT by John Semmens
Israels attempts to minimize collateral damage while seeking to respond to Hamas repeated missile launches against Israeli civilians were sternly countered by Hamas this week. While Israel has been warning Palestinian civilians of impending air strikes in order to prompt them to move out of targeted areas, Hamas has forbidden civilians from taking Israeli advice.
Hamas Khaled Meshaal explained that it is every Palestinians duty to sacrifice himself if required to do so in our never ending battle against the Jewish occupiers. The Jews would like nothing better than to separate our fighters from the women and children who we honor by making them our shields.
Meshaal urged Palestinian civilians to grasp the opportunity to become a dead martyr for a glorious cause rather than accept the sordid fate of a live refugee from Jewish aggression. Meanwhile, it has been reported that Hamas combat units have used the Israeli warnings to vacate targeted zones.
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2014/07/11/administration-requests-budget-increase-for-immigrant-bedding/
*sigh* Got me again ... dang.
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