Posted on 06/30/2014 9:18:34 AM PDT by mononymous
The following is mostly satire.
Chelsea Clinton said that she has tried very hard to “care” about money – apparently, it is not so easy when you don’t have to earn it. Chelsea is obviously afflicted by the disease common among elected Democrats. If they “cared” about money, they wouldn’t spend so much of the taxpayers’.
In calling for amnesty, Sen. Chuck Schumer said that he was very concerned about what demographic changes will mean to the future of the Republican party. Amazingly, leaders of the “Stupid Party” actually think he is being sincere.
President Obama attacked his friends in the media for what he says are their negative portrayals of his administration. Without these reports, however, it is not clear how the President will learn of any of the scandals engulfing his government.
Democrats’ long love affair with left-wing despots came to the surface this week as they actively encouraged President Obama to become one. Sen. Dick Durbin said he should “borrow” some constitutional powers to do so. In response, the White House said, “That’s nonsense; we cannot borrow constitutional powers. We will simply assume them!”
The Supreme Court voted unanimously to limit the President’s use of recess appointments. Since the decision was not even close, Chief Justice John Roberts could not be blackmailed to support the administration’s position.
Speaker John Boehner announced that he was filing a lawsuit that will challenge the President’s abuse of executive powers. Attorney General Eric Holder immediately reacted saying, “Sure, we will enforce some court’s judgement as well as we are enforcing our current immigration laws.”
World Cup soccer fever has taken over the world; it seems the fever was spread by bites from Uruguayan player Luis Suarez.
NewsReal. Week ending 6/28/2014.
Money only matters when you don’t have it.
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